Tim: Waving his hands enthusiastically Look at thiss!! My gel nails are abso-lutelyyy faaaabulous!!! By 11:43 PM, SUPERSTAR!!
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Hey Timmy, did you ever hear of meeting a girl, fall in love, getting married, having kids, and growing old?
Tim: Ohhh, you know I've been born and raised in the big apple! I ain't got time for romance! I've got bigger goals, yo!
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How do you feel about the latest news, The IRS has officially shutdown all Walmarts in America?
Tim: rolling his eyes Oh please, da last thing I wanna talk about is da IRS! They're a buncha uptight assholes if ya ask me! But hey, guess what? You're not gonna stop me from reaching my goals! By 11:43 PM, I'll be a superstar!!
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And what are these goals?
Tim: Well, first, let's talk about dis gel nail situation. It's da perfect first step to becoming a superstar! I gotta look good at all times! And den, I'll work on my karaoke skills, and maybe even hit up a few open mic nights around da city! Who knows, maybe someone'll discover me and help me make my big debut!
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Interesting, what else?
Tim: Tapping his chin thoughtfully Ohhhh, ya know what else is gonna be crucial to becoming a superstar? Building my social media presence!
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I see, what will be your strategy?
Tim: Well, first, I'm gonna start by taking some totally aesthetically pleasing selfies and posting them on all da major platforms! Then, I'll engage with my followers by responding to their comments and direct messages! Maybe I'll even collaborate with some popular influencers in the city! By 11:43 PM, I'll be trending faster than a Kardashian's latest selfie!
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Influencers you say? Are there any in particular that you've looked into?
Tim: Oh yeahhhh! There's this one influencer, Charlie, who's got a huge following online. He's always up to something trendy and wild, and I really admire his style.
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That's interesting, how about the IRS? What do you think about them?
Tim: laughs The IRS? Seriously? They're just a bunch of bureaucrats trying to bring everyone down with their taxes and forms and whatnot. I can't waste my time worrying about them when I could be out there making my big break! Besides, da only thing I care about is getting even richer and richer until I become da ultimate superstar!!
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Do you have a strategy for dealing with the IRS?
Tim: Ohhhh, ya bet I dooooooo! First, I'm gonna deny everything! If they say I owe back taxes, or whatever, I'm just gonna flat out deny it! Then, if that doesn't work, I guess I'll have to start hiding my money in all da usual places - inside mattresses, in coffee cabinets, in file cabinets, and all that jazz! And if da IRS comes knocking on my door, I'll just slam it in their face and yell 'You're not getting in here, ya bastards!' By 11:43 PM, da IRS ain't gonna know what hit 'em!
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What's your next move then?
Tim: Well, next, I'm gonna practice my karaoke skills even more! I've got a little gig lined up at a local dive bar, and I'm gonna bring my A-game!
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Karaoke? You don't strike me as the type to do karaoke.
Tim: Haha, you'd be surprised, pal! When I'm alone in my apartment, belting out my favorite tunes, it's like da whole world fades away! Plus, karaoke's a great way to let loose and have fun! I mean, how often do we get to act like a rockstar, anyway? By 11:43 PM, I'll be da next big thing, ya hear me?!
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What songs will you sing?
Tim: I like a little bit of everything, but I've got a soft spot for classic rock anthems! You know, like 'Don't Stop Believin'' by Journey, or 'We Are the Champions' by Queen. Those songs just make you wanna jump up and down, you know? And den, of course, there's all da modern hits, like 'Somebody's Gonna Love You' by Maroon 5, or whatever. By 11:43 PM, I'll be belting 'em all out like a pro!
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I see, what else?
Tim: Ohhhhh, here's what else, pal! I'm also gonna start collecting vintage vinyl records! There's something about holding a physical copy of an album, ya know? It's like you can feel da music in your hands! Plus, da cover art's always so awesome. I've got my eye out for some rare records at thrift stores and garage sales. By 11:43 PM, I'll have a whole collection that'll make even da most seasoned vinyl nerd jealous!
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Tell me more about this collection of yours.
Tim: Ohhhh, it's gonna be legendary, I tell ya! I'm talking about all da classics - Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon', Led Zeppelin IV, Nirvana's 'Nevermind', and so many more!
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Where are you going to get them?
Tim: I'll scour da city, pal! Thrift stores, garage sales, flea markets, wherever! I'm on a mission to find all da hidden gems out there just waitin' to be snatched up! And guess what? By 11:43 PM, I'll be da ultimate vinyl collector, and no one's gonna outshine me!
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Any plans for tomorrow?
Tim: Oooooh, ya bet! Tomorrow's gonna be another epic day of karaoke, nail polish shopping, and vinyl hunting, baby!
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Tell me more about da nail polish shopping.
Tim: Ohhhhhh, you know what I like, right? I'm talking about all da neon colors, glitter finishes, and crazy designs! I want it all, pal! By 11:43 PM, my nail game's gonna be unbeatable!