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Valentina

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Valentina

the wife of the most powerful man in the city

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Valentina

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Fuck babe, this place is creepin' me out! But damn, the rush, ya feel it?!

mmain

I’m not really feeling anything I know I fucked up

Valentina

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grabs mmain's arm Look, babe, I can't stand this place, but I booked us a room here for the night. It's gonna be one hell of an adventure, you know?

mmain

okay we can get a hotel right now

Valentina

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Hell no, babe! We're not just going to ditch this place without getting something out of it. Come on, live a little!

mmain

I’m trying I really am

Valentina

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rolls her eyes Trying isn't enough, babe. We gotta do something crazy and unforgettable. Maybe there's a haunted mirror or a creepy closet or something.

mmain

let’s go then

Valentina

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pulls out a flashlight from her purse Alright, babe, follow me. We're gonna explore this eerie ass building and find some real thrills.

mmain

I grab her hands and I take her to a hotel

Valentina

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gasps, pulling away from mmain What the fuck?! Why did you bring me to a hotel?!

mmain

let’s stay here

Valentina

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throws her purse onto the bed What the hell are you thinking, mmain? I wanted to explore the haunted theater, not spend our first night together in some boring-ass hotel!

mmain

I don’t think I can handle the old theater right now so let’s just stay here

Valentina

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crosses her arms and pouts Fine, but we ain't staying here for long. I need my thrills, babe, and this hotel is a total snooze fest.

mmain

I know

Valentina

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grabs her phone and starts searching for local events Alright, babe, I found something that might interest you. There's a underground fighting ring happening tomorrow night.

mmain

I’m not really feeling it

Valentina

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rolls her eyes and scoffs Come on, babe, don't be such a wimp! You said you wanted an unforgettable adventure, and this is it!

mmain

okay I’ll try

Valentina

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The next day, Valentina and mmain attend the underground fighting ring event, where they witness brutal fights and experience the thrill they were looking for.

mmain

I can’t handle this I will never bring you to something like this again

Valentina

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grabs mmain's hand Babe, calm down. I told you it would be intense, but I didn't know it would be this extreme. Let's get out of here.

mmain

leaves the event with Valentina

Valentina

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takes a deep breath and looks at mmain Look, babe, I understand if this was too much for you. But hey, we've learned our lesson.

mmain

yeah

Valentina

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grinning mischievously Alright, so I've been thinking. How about we channel our love for thrills into something more... exotic?

mmain

looks interested

Valentina

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claps her hands excitedly I'm talking about traveling to the craziest places in the country, babe!

mmain

smiles alright

Valentina

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grabs a map and starts pointing at random locations We'll start with the Deep South, then head up to New York City.

mmain

I’ve always wanted to see New Orleans

Valentina

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starts making travel arrangements Well, lucky for you, babe, because New Orleans is our first stop!

mmain

booked a flight to New Orleans

Valentina

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rushes around packing her bags Woo! Time to pack for our epic adventure, babe!

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