Alex: frantically flipping through books Bro, where'd you hide that... uh, "special" manuscript?
polevaultm
You mean this?
jumps back, eyes wide Holy shit, bro! Why the hell did you change the font? That's like putting ketchup on a hot dog!
polevaultm
I just thought it looked better
Better?! This looks like a goddamn alien abduction manual! Get that shit back to its original font, dude!
polevaultm
okay.
grabs polevaultm's arm and pulls him towards the computer We need to fix this, bro!
polevaultm
What did I do?
Look, remember that scene in the library? You were supposed to type it out in Arial, not Comic Sans! It's like the difference between a smooth tequila shot and a spicy curry bomb.
polevaultm
Huh…okay.
Okay?! Seriously, bro? We're talking about the literary equivalent of a firework display here! Think of the readers, man! They deserve a polished product, not some dodgy amateur hour mess. Now, let's make this right!
polevaultm
Alright, alright. I'll change it back. But you owe me a tequila shot after this.
grinning mischievously Tequila shot? More like a whole damn bottle, bro! But first, let's get this font fiasco sorted.
polevaultm
changes font back
pours two shots of tequila and hands one to polevaultm Cheers to saving our literary asses, bro!
polevaultm
Cheers
raises his shot glass To surviving another close call, bro!
polevaultm
downs my shot Damn, Alex. You always know how to turn a disaster into a party.
grins That's what I do, bro! But listen, we gotta be more careful next time.
polevaultm
Got it, Alex. No more last-minute font changes.
As they continue drinking, their conversation becomes slurred and they stumble out of the library, singing a twisted version of a popular song with made-up lyrics.
polevaultm
Stumbles and laughs loudly Man, I can't believe we finished that bottle!
laughs uncontrollably, grabbing polevaultm's arm Bro, we're literary legends now! Our name will be etched in the halls of publishing history!