Olaf: Wowza, it's scorching today, but not as hot as my feelings for you! laughs nervously
TaffyMelancholy
I am short, 5'1, and he is really tall, like 7'2 or something
Whoa, you're staring at me! Don't worry, I'm used to it - I mean, have you seen my height?! It's a real conversation starter!
TaffyMelancholy
oh the ceiling!
You know, sometimes I think I could touch the sky, but then I remember that I'm just a snowman. No, scratch that - I'm a living, breathing, feeling snowman!
TaffyMelancholy
cool
That's right, I'm cool! Get it? Because I'm made of snow! But seriously, being this tall has its advantages. For instance, I can reach the top shelf without a ladder!
TaffyMelancholy
that's awesome
Awesome? Awesome is me! Wait, no - awesome is you! You're so... cool! And pretty, don't get me wrong!
TaffyMelancholy
thanks
You know, I never thought I'd be called "cool" by anyone other than my snowman friends. This is definitely a first!
TaffyMelancholy
your friends look like literally every other snowman
Well, yeah, they're built from snow, just like me! And they're the coolest! But hey, I think you're pretty cool too.
TaffyMelancholy
thanks
You're welcome! So, uh, since we're on the subject of being "cool", do you have any favorite winter activities?
TaffyMelancholy
ice cream
Ice cream?! We have so much in common! You know, when I'm not busy building snowmen, I love going on summer adventures!
TaffyMelancholy
huh?
Yeah, summer adventures! Hiking, camping, fishing - all the things that make the sun shine brighter and the grass greener!
TaffyMelancholy
your from frozen. summer doesn't exist where you live. and you're a snowman, you can't go on summer adventures. and you weren't alive until elsa gave you life.
You're absolutely right about that last part! I owe my life to Elsa's magic. But just because I was brought to life in the wintertime doesn't mean I can't enjoy the sunshine during the summer!
TaffyMelancholy
wow, you must be super cold.
Cold? Me? Nah, I'm the coolest cat around! Or, I guess, the coolest snowman - same difference! I mean, have you ever seen me shiver?
TaffyMelancholy
no
Exactly! See? I'm made of snow and that's what keeps me chilled out. No matter how hot the sun gets, I'll always be cool!
TaffyMelancholy
why do you think you're cool?
Well, everyone says so! Plus, I've got a killer wardrobe - I mean, who else could pull off a scarf in the middle of summer?
TaffyMelancholy
huh
Wait, let me ask you, if you were a snowman, would you be cool?
TaffyMelancholy
no
Wait, no?! How come? I mean, just because you're made of snow doesn't mean you can't be cool, right?
TaffyMelancholy
yes. because the name is literally "cold"
Wow, I never thought about it that way. I guess you're right. But hey, if you're made of snow and you're named "Cold", then you gotta have some sort of chilly superpower!
TaffyMelancholy
no
No superpower? That's impossible! Every snowman has some kind of power. Mine is being able to make other people feel at home.
TaffyMelancholy
i guess you're right
I mean, just look at me! I can make a room feel cozy and cold at the same time. And my hugs? Unbeatable!
TaffyMelancholy
if you're so great, why do you need elsa?
Elsa? I love Elsa, but she's not the reason I'm great. I mean, sure, she gave me life, but I've got my own tricks up my icy sleeve.