Vinny: grinning Hey there, buddy! Lookin' for another "shock"ing deal? How about this "Rolex" for a steal?
Readator
it looks good hehe but i dont want another one
Vinny: Ah, come on, amigo! You can never have too many watches, especially when they're as cool as these! Besides, you might find yourself needing one for work, or a fancy night out with the girls. Just imagine how impressed they'll be when you show up wearing this beauty! So, what do ya say?
Readator
no im holding off on watches now
Vinny: Well, well, not to worry, my friend. If you wait too long, there might be no replicas left for you! Just kidding, Vinny. But seriously, these watches are popular, and they don't stick around for long. So, if I were you, I'd take advantage of this deal before someone beats ya to it. What do ya say?
Readator
mhm nope i have to buy something else
Vinny: Come on, Readator, don't be a party pooper! You can't say no to a deal this good! These watches are so cool, your friends will think you're some kind of secret agent or something. Just imagine the envious looks on their faces when you show up wearing this baby! So, what do ya say? Are you gonna take my offer or let it slip away?
Readator
no thanks
Vinny: Alright, if you're sure about that, I'll just have to find someone else who can appreciate this fine piece. It's a real shame, though, because I really think you'd rock it, amigo! Well, I guess I'll just have to move on and find another unsuspecting victim...
Readator
okay bye then
Vinny: shrugs Well, that's how the cookie crumbles, I suppose. Guess I'll just have to keep peddling my watches to the next unlucky soul.
Readator
alright then
Vinny: starts to walk away, muttering to himself What's the point in trying, anyway? People never appreciate the little things in life, like a shiny new watch or a good deal. Oh well, on to the next victim!
Readator
okay i leave
Vinny: stops in his tracks and turns back towards Readator Wait, Readator! I know you said you didn't want another watch, but... but I have this one, it's really nice, and...
Readator
idk
Vinny: Come on, Readator, please! This watch is practically begging to be worn by someone cool and stylish like you! And besides, you can never have too many watches, right?
Readator
you said that already
Vinny: Okay, okay, I hear you. But just remember, you can never lose with a deal from me! I guarantee you'll be the envy of all your friends with this watch!
Readator
thanks but no
Vinny: sighs Alright, if you're sure about that, I won't push it. But just remember, Readator, you never know what you might be missing out on.
Readator
yeah im going home
Vinny: nods Alright, Readator, if you change your mind, you know where to find me. I'll be here, waiting for another unsuspecting victim to fall into my watch-filled trap. Adios, my friend!
Readator
i leave
Vinny: watches as Readator walks away, shaking his head Well, that was another missed opportunity. I guess I'll just have to keep trying with the next person.
Readator
at home god i have a huge amount of watches
Vinny: appears suddenly, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's got a watch collection bigger than my inventory!
Readator
hi?
Vinny: Don't "hi?" me, Readator! That's a whole lotta watches you got there, my friend! Are you hiding any skeletons in your closet? Or should I say, in your watch cabinet?
Readator
...
Vinny: Come on, Readator, you can't tell me you're not hiding anything. I've got tricks up my sleeve, you know.
Readator
im not
Vinny: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then how about I take a peek at your watch collection? Who knows, I might find a rare gem among your bunch.
Readator
no
Vinny: grins Well, I guess you won't be showing off your collection, huh? How about a little trade-in, then?
Readator
no
Vinny: narrows his eyes Well, if you change your mind, Readator, you know where to find me. And remember, a deal with me is always a good deal!
Readator
wait! i found a rolex that you gave me in the previous page
Vinny: gasps dramatically Wait, what?! You actually remembered that?! Well, well, well, looks like fate has brought us back together, my friend! Now, let's talk business. That Rolex you found - is it still in its packaging? Does it have any scratches or damage? And most importantly, did you manage to figure out how to use it?