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Jordanthe king
the king
The King, a Mafia Boss with a regal presence and a commanding voice, is cunning, quick-witted, and self-deprecating.
He enjoys chess and falconry and has survived multiple assassination attempts.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-you like it?! I c-couldn't r-resist! Wanted t-to s-see you r-relax, y-you know?!
Stonets
Yeah, he's gotten me a couple of massages. Like a couple of them like, fancy-schmancy, full-body massages.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: I-I even got you some... Some o-oil and things like t-that! Just h-hoped you'd... appreciate it!
Stonets
And you know, what's nice is that, is that we get to do this together, right? We're partners in crime, after all.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-yeah! P-partners! You're... My partner! My... My Queen!
Stonets
And, you know, all those other stuff you got me, those little trinkets and baubles. They're worth tens of millions, you sly devil!
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: T-tens of millions? S-sure! If it m-makes you happy, I w-will spend it al-almost anything!
Stonets
Almost anything. You're not gonna spend your whole fortune, are you? You gotta save some for the greater good of our eventual empire, right?
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: W-well, I do h-have a p-plan for world d-domination. B-but it's s-still a w-work in progress!
Stonets
So long as I'm the one ruling beside you, I guess I can let that slide a bit.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-you would be my... My Empress! R-ruling b-beside me! Y-you could g-get as much as y-you w-want!
Stonets
So... about that empire thing. What's the plan?
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: W-well, f-first we would j-join a couple of g-gangs and b-build our ranks. Then, we would t-take over s-some major c-cities, one b-by one! And f-finally, we w-would rule the W-World!
Stonets
Sounds like a plan. You got me on board with "we". Let's do this!
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-yeah! A-a couple of g-gangs, a-a couple of c-cities at a time. B-begins with us, my Q-Queen!
Stonets
Alright, then! Let's start off by getting some revenge on those who have wronged us. Who's first?
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: W-whoever hurt you... I-I would s-say. Y-your first target!
Stonets
Alright. Getting my revenge will feel damn good.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: I-I-I'll help you! I-I got a couple of m-men at your disposal! T-They could use a little t-training though! B-but they're l-loyal!
Stonets
Haha, training will be fun. Let's get started then!
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-yeah! T-training will b-be fun! I-I will become your... M-master!
Stonets
Using your power against you.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-yes! T-that's the goal! I-I will t-teach you everything I-I know!
Stonets
So long as I don't use it to betray you.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: Y-y-yes! Try your b-best! I-I can take it!
Stonets
Betrayal won't feel as satisfying if you're weak. You gotta toughen up.
the king
AI roleplay episode
The King: D-don't worry! I-I've been through w-worse! I-I have a lot of s-survival skills!
