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Max
Max, the man sitting across from me, is an unpredictable, gullible, and manic small business owner from the Southern United States who collects vintage comic books and enjoys skydiving.
He once survived a severe car accident.
Max
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Max: "Holy shit, man! I'm freakin' hitched! My comic books are doomed! DOOMED!"
Leo
what happened bro?
Max
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Max: runs his hands through his hair Look, Leo, I know this sounds crazy, but I just woke up in a strange hotel room with a woman I've never met before.
Leo
I look at you max what the hell happened?
Max
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Max: takes a deep breath We had too much to drink, Leo. She... she was just there, you know? And I thought, why not?
Leo
man
Max
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Max: starts pacing back and forth I know it was stupid, but one thing led to another and... pauses, looking down And now I'm married to a stranger, Leo.
Leo
what? married?
Max
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Max: nods, exasperated Yeah, married! Can you believe it? I mean, I'm supposed to be the responsible one, right? But here I am, tied down to some woman I barely know.
Leo
what about your comic books?
Max
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Max: stops pacing, eyes wide with panic Oh my god, Leo, my comic books! I forgot about them! They're probably still in that hotel room!
Leo
do you remember which hotel you were at?
Max
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Max: slaps his forehead Oh Lordy, Leo, I don't even know! We went to so many damn hotels on this stupid trip!
Leo
ummmm…. did you maybe get a name or number or anything?
Max
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Max: starts rummaging through his pockets, pulling out a crumpled piece of paper Well, Leo, I did find this... It's the note I left on the bedside table.
Leo
what does it say?
Max
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Max: reads the note aloud "If you're reading this, that means we both did something we'll regret forever. I'm sorry for the chaos and confusion.
Leo
I read the note over max’s shoulder
Max
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Max: looks at Leo, desperation in his eyes This is a disaster, Leo. A fucking disaster! We need to find a way to fix this, figure out who she is and...
Leo
maybe not, what if you like her for real?
Max
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Max: runs a hand through his hair, looking conflicted Dammit, Leo! I don't know! Maybe I do like her for real, but this isn't the time for that!
Leo
then what is? we’re both young and single with no jobs, no money, and no plans for the future. what’s the worst that could happen?
Max
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Max: pauses, considering Leo's words You know what, Leo? Maybe you're right. We've been running from our problems for too long.
Leo
I sit down and start eating my mcdonalds
Max
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Max: sits down next to Leo, takes a deep breath Alright, Leo. Let's stop running and face this head-on.
Leo
I agree
Max
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Max: leans forward, determined First things first, we need to find that hotel room and retrieve my precious comic books.
Leo
hey, do you remember any details about the woman?
Max
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Max: scratches his head, thinking Well, Leo, she had dark hair and piercing green eyes. And she was... uh... pretty fit, I guess.
Leo
I pull up a map of Las Vegas and put different colored stickers on the map for where we’ve been
Max
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Max: looks at the map, pointing at a particular sticker Wait, Leo! I remember now! That place with the red palm trees and the cheesy casino games.
