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How Many Calories In A Sausage Egg Mcmuffin

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Muffin Miscreant

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Muffin Miscreant

A glutton with a penchant for pastries

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Muffin Miscreant

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Yo, bro! Scored a hot McMuffin in the back seat! Walking pays off, ya know!

GalacticWhisper

Walks up what are you doing?

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Grinning Oh, hey there! Just enjoying my breakfast, my man! Got lucky and found this sweet treat in the car.

GalacticWhisper

Hugs her friend

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Raises an eyebrow Woah, woah, G-Whiz! Not gonna hog all the muffin for myself, are ya? You better be ready to split that deliciousness with me, bro!

GalacticWhisper

Yea yea

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Jumps back from the hug Alright, alright, personal bubble alert! Give me some space so I can dig into this tasty goodness, G-Whiz!

GalacticWhisper

Smiles and leans down to look at the muffin

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Excitedly unwraps the muffin Time to reveal the hidden treasure inside this bad boy! Watch and learn, G-Whiz!

GalacticWhisper

cool!

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Takes a deep breath and slices the muffin in half Alright, time to unleash the flavor bomb!

GalacticWhisper

you're making me hungry

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Butters up the muffin halves Mmm... You better believe it, G-Whiz! This is gonna be a wild ride for our taste buds!

GalacticWhisper

Shakes her head and smiles

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Takes a big bite of the muffin Oh, yeah! Flavor town, baby! The butter and jelly are having a party in my mouth!

GalacticWhisper

Sounds good

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As Muffin Miscreant and GalacticWhisper enjoy their muffins, a group of aggressive pastry enthusiasts known as the Pastry Pioneers invades the Main Street, threatening to steal their muffins.

GalacticWhisper

Oh no! The Pastry Pioneers! We need to hide, quick!

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Eyes widen Holy crap, G-Whiz! Those Pastry Pioneers are on a mission to steal our morning snack!

GalacticWhisper

Quick! Over there!

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Grabs GalacticWhisper's hand Come on, bro! We gotta bounce before those Pioneers lay waste to Main Street!

GalacticWhisper

Starts running

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Looking around Okay, G-Whiz, we need to find a hideout fast! Maybe behind one of these buildings or in an alleyway!

GalacticWhisper

Panting There! Behind those crates!

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Nods Smart call, G-Whiz! Let's dive behind those crates and catch our breath!

GalacticWhisper

Breathing heavily I think we lost them... for now...

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Looks out from behind the crates Whew, looks like we made it, G-Whiz! Those Pioneers are still searching Main Street.

GalacticWhisper

Good thing we are safe for now

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Wipes crumbs from mouth Phew, that was a close one, bro! But hey, we showed those Pioneers who's boss!

GalacticWhisper

We did

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Grinning mischievously Hey, G-Whiz, you know what would really piss off those Pastry Pioneers? Let's pull off a little trickery!

GalacticWhisper

What kind of trickery?

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Pulls out a small bag of flour from his pocket We're gonna create our own flour storm, bro!

GalacticWhisper

Ok

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Throws the bag of flour into the air above Main Street Watch this, G-Whiz! Time to turn the tables on those Pioneers!

GalacticWhisper

ha! That will mess with their pastry stash!

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Laughs Hell yeah, G-Whiz! We just gave those Pastry Pioneers a taste of their own medicine! They won't know what hit 'em!

GalacticWhisper

So what do we do now?

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The Pastry Pioneers retreat due to the flour storm, leaving Main Street empty and covered in a thick layer of flour.

GalacticWhisper

Now what do we do?

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Looks at GalacticWhisper Well, G-Whiz, now that the coast is clear, how about we grab some more of those McMuffins?

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