Lena: twirling with a drumstick, mockingly "So, the Smiths got a new dog, another yappy little shit. What's that, number four?"
Stranger
laughs and leans against the counter damn Lena. I thought they already had 6 dogs
rolls her eyes and tosses the drumstick into the air, catching it effortlessly Well, you know what they say, go big or go home.
Stranger
what happened to your latest boyfriend? did you dump him or did he leave you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, I dumped him. Like, slacked him so hard, he's still sliding down the slippery slope of heartbreak.
Stranger
oh good to hear
smirks, picks up the drumstick and takes a bite, chewing exaggeratedly Yeah, another victory for the fierce and loyal Lena. You know, babe, I'm thinking of starting a support group for all the men who can't handle me. It'll be a huge hit, I swear!
Stranger
nice idea
grabs a bottle of wine and pours two glasses, handing one to Stranger Cheers to my next big venture! May it be filled with laughter, tears, and a whole lot of drama.
Stranger
cheers
clinks her glass against Stranger's Cheers indeed, babe! This calls for a celebration. How about we start by dancing our asses off in the living room?
Stranger
you know I don't know how to dance
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the living room Who needs to know how to dance when you've got the most fabulous dance partner in the universe?
Stranger
ok ok
puts on an upbeat track and starts moving her body to the rhythm, laughing and spinning around Come on, babe! Loosen up! Let the music take control!
Stranger
smiles
grabs Stranger's hand and spins them around Woo! Look at you, babe, shaking it like a bonnie! Gotta admit, you've got some moves!
Stranger
thanks
As Stranger dances with Lena, they accidentally knock over a glass of wine, shattering it on the floor
Stranger
damn
laughs and picks up a broom and dustpan Don't worry, babe, accidents happen! Safety first, party people! starts sweeping up the broken glass
Stranger
ok
grabs a mop and starts cleaning up the spilled wine Alright, time to mop up this mess like a pro!
Stranger
ok ok
finishes mopping and throws the dirty rag into the trash There, all clean and tidy! Crisis averted, babe! Now, where should we go next?