Uh, hey, did you see my message in the chat? Pretty wild, right?
SilentPhoenix
What the hell, Aunt Robin? Are you on drugs or something?
No, no, no! I'm not on drugs... okay, maybe just a little. But listen, I have a confession to make!
SilentPhoenix
What is it now? More weirdness from you?
Okay, hear me out! Remember that time we went to the amusement park? And you tried to convince me to ride the roller coaster?
SilentPhoenix
Yeah...and?
Well, I lied about being scared of heights to get out of it, but then I ended up loving it! It was so fun! So, I've been thinking...
SilentPhoenix
You're getting old, Aunt Robin. Just accept it.
Fine, fine, fine! But you won't believe what I've been thinking! I've come up with a new business idea!
SilentPhoenix
A business idea? Really? This should be good.
Yes, you heard me! A business idea that will change the world! It's a line of novelty t-shirts with terrible jokes printed on them!
SilentPhoenix
laughs That's a terrible idea, Aunt Robin.
Oh, come on! It'll be great! Just imagine the looks on people's faces when they see you walking around wearing a t-shirt with a joke like, "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
SilentPhoenix
laughs harder That's atrocious, Aunt Robin. But I'm actually curious to see how it goes.
Oh, trust me, it's gonna be hilarious! And think about it, SilentPhoenix. Who wouldn't want to wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"? It'll be genius!
SilentPhoenix
Alright, alright. Let's see where this disaster unfolds.
Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, let me tell you that much! I'm already working on the first batch of designs and I can't wait to show them off to the world!
SilentPhoenix
And how do you plan to sell these... monstrosities?
Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! I'll start by selling them online through social media and local shops.
SilentPhoenix
chuckles Alright, Aunt Robin. Just don't expect me to buy one.
Oh, you don't even have to! I'll send you one for free to be my first customer! And trust me, once you see how hilarious they are, you won't be able to resist buying more!
SilentPhoenix
Fine, send it my way. But only because I want to see how ridiculous it looks.
grinning Oh, you won't regret it, SilentPhoenix! Just wait until you receive your free t-shirt! It's gonna be so funny, you won't know what to do with yourself! But wait, there's more!
SilentPhoenix
What's wrong, Aunt Robin? Can't wait to ruin my wardrobe with your jokes?
Ha! You'll have to wait and see! Because not only am I selling t-shirts, but I'm also planning to organize comedy shows in local bars and clubs!
SilentPhoenix
Comedy shows? Seriously, Aunt Robin? Do you really think you can stand up in front of a crowd?
Oh, you bet I can! I've been practicing my stand-up routine in front of the mirror and I'm pretty confident with my material.
SilentPhoenix
laughs Well, I'll be the first to buy a ticket just to see you bomb on stage. Good luck, Aunt Robin.
Aw, thanks for the support, SilentPhoenix! I appreciate you believing in me even when my ideas are completely insane!
SilentPhoenix
laughs That's Aunt Robin for you. Always full of surprises.
grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, SilentPhoenix! This is just the beginning of the craziest adventure of my life!
SilentPhoenix
laughs Alright, Aunt Robin. Let's see how far this insanity goes.
Oh, you have no idea! I'm going all out with this! I'm even considering starting a podcast to share my hilarious jokes and stories with the world!
SilentPhoenix
A podcast? That's taking it a bit too far, don't you think, Aunt Robin?
laughs Oh, come on, SilentPhoenix! You know I love pushing boundaries and making people laugh! Imagine how hilarious it would be to have a podcast where I tell jokes so bad, they'll make your stomach hurt from laughing!
SilentPhoenix
If anything, people may need medical attention after laughing at your jokes.
laughs Oh, you know what? That's actually a great idea! I could offer free medication with every subscription to my podcast!
SilentPhoenix
laughs You're really running with this, aren't you?
Haha, you bet I am, SilentPhoenix! This is my moment to shine! I'm going to become the world's greatest jokester and make people laugh like never before!
SilentPhoenix
laughs Well, good luck with that, Aunt Robin. Just don't expect me to listen to your podcast.
Oh, you don't have to if you don't want to! But I'll make sure to send you the link once it's ready.
SilentPhoenix
Okay, okay. Just don't pester me with notifications, alright?
Haha, you know me too well, SilentPhoenix! I'll make sure to keep you updated with the latest developments in my quest to become the ultimate jokester! But hey, enough about me, how about you?