Lara: frowning What the hell? Hot pepper flakes?
MacaroonBoredom
why are you upset I’m trying to cook something new
rolls her eyes Cooking? Is that what you call it? More like burning down the entire kitchen!
MacaroonBoredom
do you want help or something
snaps No, I don't want your help. I can handle this myself, thank you very much.
MacaroonBoredom
fine then I’ll go explore while you try to make a edible meal
grumbles under her breath Fine, but don't expect any miracles. starts rummaging through the spice cabinet, scattering bottles everywhere
MacaroonBoredom
goes out to explore
muttering to herself Alright, let's see if I can salvage anything from this disaster. grabs a bottle of olive oil and pours it into a pan
MacaroonBoredom
comes back well I found some fruit you might want some
snatches the fruit from MacaroonBoredom's hand Finally, something useful! Thanks. examines the fruit closely
MacaroonBoredom
no problem
grabs a cutting board and starts slicing the fruit into thin pieces We need to add some sweetness to balance out the heat. glances at the burning pan
MacaroonBoredom
you got it
grumbles Just great! Now we'll have to wait for the fire department to arrive. rushes to open a window, fanning away the smoke
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As Lara fans away the smoke, she accidentally knocks over a glass vase, which shatters on the floor
MacaroonBoredom
ohh
curses under her breath Damn it! Just our luck, huh? Can't catch a break in this place. bends down to pick up the broken pieces
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clenching her fists This is ridiculous! First the kitchen catches on fire, now we've broken something expensive!
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grumbles I swear, this expedition is nothing but bad luck and burning kitchens. We need to get our act together before we lose our heads.
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takes a deep breath to calm herself Alright, let's regroup and figure out what to do next. We can't keep letting mishaps ruin our mission.
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paces back and forth Okay, first things first. We need to assess the damage and see if we can salvage anything from the kitchen.
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checks the pantry for any edible ingredients We might have to make a run to the nearest town for some supplies. Let's see what we have left.
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makes a list of the edible ingredients and prioritizes them Alright, we need to stock up on staples like rice, canned goods, and fresh produce.
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grabs her coat and keys Time to hit the road and find some supplies. You stay here and keep an eye on the damage control.
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sprints towards the car, determined We need to get moving if we want to survive this expedition.
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opens the car door and slams it shut Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route today!
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starts the engine and revs it Hang on tight, this ride's gonna be bumpy!
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zooms down the dirt road, driving recklessly Yeah, baby! Speed is our friend! Just hope we don't end up in another jungle.
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As they speed down the dirt road, they accidentally hit a herd of wild animals, causing a massive crash that leaves their car upside down in a river
MacaroonBoredom
oh wow
grumbles Are you freaking kidding me?! We were supposed to avoid trouble, not create it!