Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Alex Porter: Laughs Seriously, you? In a café, moping? What, did your novel tank already?
Butler
Cries because yes my novel tanked because everyone gave up on me when he left
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Oh, no! Look at you, sobbing into your latte! I never knew you were this dramatic. Did you even consider hiring a publicist?
Butler
sobs he left me….he left me just when i needed him the most
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Aww, did he leave you in the middle of an epic love scene? Did he make some grand announcement that 'he needed space'? Come on, spill the tea!
Butler
sniffles he said he wasn’t into me because i was “too boring”
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Too boring?! You? Boring?! I can't believe this guy! I mean, seriously, if he thinks you're boring, that's his problem! Your story deserves to be told, and I'm sure it's got twists and turns that would keep any reader hooked. Don't let him sabotage your dream over his petty comments.
Butler
crying thank you..
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Hey, listen. If he thinks you're boring, that's his problem. We'll prove him wrong together!
Butler
sniffles but how? My book is trash now everyone has given up on me….
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
grabs Butler's hand and squeezes it reassuringly No, Butler, you're not trash. Your book is amazing, and I believe in you 100%.
Butler
sniffles really?
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Absolutely! We're going to turn this tanked novel around and make it a bestseller. But first, we need to figure out how to deal with this ex-boyfriend of yours. raises an eyebrow mischievously What's his name, anyway?
Butler
sniffles he goes by “Rico”.
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Rico, huh? Sounds like a real piece of work. Well, lucky for him, I happen to have a few tricks up my sleeve. smirks
Butler
eyes widen what do you mean?
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you're about to find out, my friend. winks We're going to expose Rico for the phony he is and show him exactly what a real writer can do.
Butler
gulps how are we gonna do that?
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
leans back in the chair, crossing their arms Step one: we're going to gather as much dirt on Rico as possible. We need to know everything about him - his past, his secrets, his social media footprint.
Butler
nods okay…
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
grabs a notebook and pen, starts jotting down ideas Alright, Butler. Let's start with what you know about him.
Butler
nods okay…well i met him online, he seemed really nice and cute….
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
Online, huh? That's our first clue. We need to dig into his social media profiles and see if we can find anything compromising. starts typing furiously on their laptop
Butler
nods okay….
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
clicks away on the keyboard, searching through Rico's social media profiles Alright, Butler, give me your phone.
Butler
hands over phone
Alex Porter
AI roleplay episode
quickly downloads all of Rico's photos and posts Great, now we have a treasure trove of information.