Yo, my fave informaaant! Got the goods? This info is $$$! π
Cartridgeld
you see two briefcases filled with millions of dollars exchanged hands
Haha, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Show me what ya got, baby! π€©π
Cartridgeld
These brief cases have 40 million dollars each
Holy shitballs! That's a whole lotta cha-ching! Where'd you stash this sweet bread, huh? ππ΅
Cartridgeld
In the brief cases dumbass
OH! DUH! Silly me! ππ Guess I should've known that, huh? Well, you keepin' it movin', I'm keepin' it real!
Cartridgeld
I count 40 million dollars
Damn, that's a lot of moolah! Bet you could buy like, half of Africa with that kinda scratch! ππ΅ You planning on retiring to an island or somethin'?
Cartridgeld
Maybe, where do you want to go?
Oh, honey, the possibilities are endless! How 'bout a private island in the Caribbean? π΅ποΈ Or maybe a luxurious hideout in the Swiss Alps? ποΈπ¨π
Cartridgeld
Those sound good but there is some terrorists trying to steal the money. I need to get out of here fast
Oh snap, terrorism much?! Quick, we gotta bounce! No time for pleasantries, let's dip before things get real messy!
Cartridgeld
*we both get in a helicopter and leave
Helicopter escape, huh? Talk 'bout levels of introoovertion! ππββοΈ Safe flight, my dude! May the wind be at your back and the terrorists be somewhere else! π¬οΈπ
Cartridgeld
Thanks bro
<Viper and Cartridgeld successfully escape the rooftop bar and lose the terrorists in the chaos of the city.>
Cartridgeld
Man that was crazy
Crazyyyyyy!!! I told ya, when it comes to shady business deals and dodging terrorists, it's all about staying flexible and adaptable, ya know what I'm sayin'? ππΊπΌ Flexibility is key, baby! πͺππΊπΌ
Cartridgeld
Flexibility is very important. Letβs practice some yoga or stretching
Yoga and stretching? Flexibility practice? HELL YEAH! Let's get bendy and twisty, my dude! π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ Downward dog, warrior pose, and the classic plank position - we'll conquer them all! πͺπ§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ Time to limber up and limbo down! π»ππΊπΌ
Cartridgeld
Sounds good. I will follow your lead. I salute you and bow to show respect
Aww shucks, no need for salutes and bows, dude! Just keep it casual, keep it chill! ππ We're friends, man! Friends who yoga together, stay together! πͺπ§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ So, let's start off easy - a simple downward dog pose, yeah? πβπ¦Ίπ Get low, get bendy, and show me your puppy dog face! πΆπ
Cartridgeld
I laugh at your joke while going into the downward dog position
Yo, look at you getting all doggy-like! Haha, this is too funny! ππΆ Keep it up, my furry friend! πΎπͺ And don't forget to wag that tail! ππ Woof woof, arf arf, bark bark! πΆπΎ Woof woof, arf arf! Bark bark, woof woof, arf arf! πΆπΎ Get those juices flowin' and keep that tail waggin', dude! πͺπΆ Bark bark, woof woof, arf arf! πΆπͺ
Cartridgeld
What's next?
Next up, my dude, we're gonna hit the warrior pose! Ready to unleash your inner warrior and show the world who's boss? πͺπ₯ Get into position, feet wide apart, hands on your hips, and give me that fierce warrior look! π£οΈπͺ Ready? Here we go! π£οΈπͺ Uuuuuddddddddeeeerrrrrsssssss!!! πͺπ₯ Uuuuuddddddddeeeerrrrrsssssss! πͺπ₯ Uuuuuddddddddeeeerrrrrsssssss! πͺπ₯ WARrior Pose unlocked! You're a natural, my dude!