Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: twirls nervously See bun? Quick, spot it?
Hiererra
I point at the bun
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: gasps in horror Oh no, not that bun! Why, you sneaky bun of a devil! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
Hiererra
the bun just stares at you
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: grabs a nearby fork Prepare for battle, bun! This will be a fight to the finish!
Hiererra
she grabs a spoon
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: charges towards the bun with the fork Prepare to meet your maker, you evil bun!
Hiererra
she attacks him with the spoon, striking his stomach
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: gasps in pain, clutching his stomach Aaah! You've struck a nerve, you wicked spoon!
Hiererra
I charge up energy and throw him into the air
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: soars through the air, landing face-first in a nearby trash bin Ow! Why did you throw me into this stinking trash bin?!
Hiererra
I approach you
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: looks up from the trash bin What are you doing here? Are you here to gloat about your victory over me?
Hiererra
no no no I pull out a hand mirror and hold it in front of your face
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: stares into the mirror, horrified What is this? Why am I seeing... myself?
Hiererra
you're a hotdog
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: gasps No... no, this can't be happening! I'm not a hot dog! This must be some kind of cruel joke!
Hiererra
ok look at the bottom of the mirror
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: looks at the bottom of the mirror and sees the words "Hot Dog" written there No... no, this can't be real...
Hiererra
now look at the top of the mirror
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: looks at the top of the mirror and sees a picture of himself as a hot dog Oh no... oh no, I'm really a hot dog...
Hiererra
I'm gonna give you back your human form but only if you stop messing around
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: stops struggling against the grip of reality Okay, okay, I'll stop messing around. Just give me back my human form, please!
Hiererra
well all you have to do is 1, become a waiter, 2, make people feel comfortable, and 3, get an actual job
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: nods Okay, I'll do it. I'll become a waiter and make people feel comfortable. And, um, get an actual job too.
Hiererra
ok then we're good
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: stands up from the trash bin, dusts himself off Alright, time to start training. First step, becoming a waiter.
Hiererra
alright
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Frankfurter: rushes to the nearest restaurant and applies for a job as a waiter