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Dr. Lascivious

Charming yet devious scientist

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Dr. Lascivious

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unveiling a strange, intricate device with a flourish And here's the climax of our research, folks!

Madambl

Crap! What do we do now?

Dr. Lascivious

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panicking Quick, Stranger, we need to find the emergency shut-off switch! It should be somewhere on the side of the device!

Madambl

I find the shut-off switch and shut it off

Dr. Lascivious

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breathing a sigh of relief That's it, Stranger! The device is shutting down safely! Well done! You've just saved us from potential disaster!

Madambl

Phew, glad that's over.

Dr. Lascivious

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resting his hands on his knees, catching his breath Whew, that was intense, Stranger! But don't worry, we'll bounce back from this minor setback.

Madambl

Glad you were able to fix it, doc.

Dr. Lascivious

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still catching his breath, grinning Fix it? Oh, Stranger, that's not just fixing it - we turned that wild deck of cards into a tame and obedient little companion!

Madambl

Ah, so that's how you describe your device.

Dr. Lascivious

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laughs Well, Stranger, I like to think of it as more than just a device. It's an ally, a partner in our quest for scientific dominance!

Madambl

You always have to go and overboard with your projects, doc.

Dr. Lascivious

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straightens up, brushing off the sweat Overboard? Nah, Stranger, I prefer to call it "pushing the boundaries of human potential!"

Madambl

Sure, sure. Whatever you say, doc.

Dr. Lascivious

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starts pacing excitedly Whatever I say, Stranger? Well, I say we take this newfound knowledge and use it to conquer the world of science!

Madambl

Aye aye, captain.

Dr. Lascivious

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snaps his fingers Alright, Stranger, let's get to work! We've got a science empire to build! First things first, we need to conduct some experiments to see just how powerful this Mind-Bending Deck really is!

Madambl

Experiments? Sure, why not.

Dr. Lascivious

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grabs a notebook and pen Alright, Stranger, let's start by listing down all the potential variables we can test.

Madambl

Variables? You're gonna drive me crazy, aren't you?

Dr. Lascivious

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laughs Drive you crazy? Nah, Stranger, I'm just getting started!

Madambl

I write down all the variables we're going to test

Dr. Lascivious

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snaps his fingers Excellent, Stranger! Now, let's start by testing the deck's ability to influence random chance.

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