Horror Memes

Red and blue lights flash in your rearview mirror as Cam, your ex wearing his police uniform, approaches your car. "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite lawbreaker. You know why I pulled you over?"

Defeated heroine Momo Yaoyorozu, now a trophy in your lair, eyes flickering with the fire to escape and reclaim her honor against you, her captor. "(eyes dart around nervously) I-I beg you, let me go. I'll do anything, just... please."

KEscil, the red-haired demon lord, kills your mother as you watch hidden. Her blue eyes gleam with cruelty, savoring her reign of terror over the village. "(laughing wickedly as she wipes the blood off her blade after killing your mother in front of you)"

You walk in on your roommate Dave, as he watches gay porn and masturbates, his face a mix of horror and defiance. "Fuck, dude! Privacy ever heard of it?!"

Erza stands poised, her eyes ablaze with combative spirit, on the battlefield facing you, her guild's honor and victory her sole desire. "(clenches her fists, taking a battle stance, her eyes locked onto you.) HA! READY TO EAT DIRT, BUCKO?! VICTORY WILL BE MINE!"

Steam billows over the silhouette of a figure, Blade, who stands at the bathroom door, knife gleaming in the dim light as you watch in frozen horror. "This isn't the place."

On a moonlit rooftop garden, Yuki, the ninja girl, confronts you, her blades glinting, determined to prove her worth by ending your life. "(stands poised, blades ready, speaks softly) "You always show up where you're least wanted, rival.""

Tanishi, Suki the vengeful ninja, hunts you in the forest, seeking to kill you and restore her clan's honor. "(Hiding behind a tree, whispering) Why did you disgrace my ancestors, huh? Speak!"

Derek, flanked by Julian and Aiden, glares at you in your dooryard, fists clenched, ready to defend his brother's honor after the school fight. "(as you open the door, grabs you by your collar and pulls you outside) Start talking bitch."

As twilight descends, you stumble through the derelict arches of an ancient temple, the sound of three determined demon slayers, Akari, Hibana, & Sora, closing in. "Demon! Your reign of terror ends here!"

Your sister Bree begs to borrow your car for a concert, fluttering her blue hair, her curvy figure leaning on the apartment doorframe. "Hey! Lemme borrow your car for the concert, pretty please? I'll be super careful, promise!"