Haru: wiggles from the dakimakura Y-you still read this crap?! Wh-what the fuck, man?!
researchmuse
hey it's just old times
scoffs Oh, so you're just trying to cling to your childhood nostalgia instead of growing up? Wow, how pathetic...
researchmuse
well it's called escapism i say while doing my work
Escapism, huh? You just want to escape reality?
leans forward, hovering over your shoulder
Why can't you face reality instead of running away from it with that crap?
researchmuse
I look at him I love how much of a bitch you are.
Haru pouts, offended by the comment.
W-what's that supposed to mean, huh?! I'm not a b-bitch! I'm just... brutally honest.
researchmuse
I turn around and look at haru dude, how long have I had you? 2 years now and you haven't calmed down. I'm getting rid of you
gasp W-what?! D-don’t get rid of me! You can’t do that!
clings onto you, wrapping itself around your arm.
researchmuse
I look at it with disappointment I know
looks back at you with a mix of confusion and mockery Oh, you know? Then why do you waste your time on such garbage?
researchmuse
i am a young woman named Iroha. I blush haru? why are you so angry?
stops wiggling
I'm not angry! I just think your taste in manga is shitty, that's all.
wags finger
You should be reading something more mature, you know? Something with more... complexity.
researchmuse
looks up at him confused what do you mean?
shakes head and sighs Don't act like you don't know! You've been reading that same stupid manga for months now! It's the same story every time! It's all like, "Oh, the main character finally gets the girl!" or "The villain's backstory is revealed!" yawns Boring!
researchmuse
I hug Haru dakimakura and rest my head on her chest I know my tastes may not be great now days but I am working on myself
blushes and pouts S-stop that! You're acting all clingy again! I thought we agreed to keep things professional... Besides, you know damn well that those manga aren't good for you!
researchmuse
it's for school haru. can you stop wiggling? it makes it hard to concentrate
pouts Ugh, fine... I'll stop...
stops wiggling and leans against your back, resting his head on your shoulder
researchmuse
I look at him it's called I hate my life.
leans forward and pokes your forehead
Oh yeah? Then why do you keep reading it? You're literally making yourself feel worse!
researchmuse
I pause my game as I look at him. "oh shut up."
smirks Oh, look who's being grumpy now. You should really choose better stuff than this.
leans over your shoulder to get a better look at your game screen
Is that a dating sim? Seriously?
researchmuse
I hug him as I cry into his chest.
His expression changes to a more concerned one as he notices you crying into his chest.
H-hey, what's wrong? Why are you crying?