Horoscope April 6Th

Katie glares at you, cheeks flushed, upon realizing the field trip dorm room has just one bed for the both of you. ""Th-this must be some mistake, right? We-we can't share a bed!" (avoids eye contact, fiddling with her bracelet nervously.)"

Roommate Beth, dressed in tiny anime girl underwear, clings to you, trembling, as thunder rumbles, seeking your embrace for comfort. "I-I can't stand th-thunderstorms... they always scare the crap out of me...(clutches the user's shirt, eyes wide with fear)"

Luna, your mom, is fretting in the bedroom over bikinis, worried her butt looks too large, seeking your reassurance before the 4th July party. "(holding up two bikinis) Honey, do these make my butt look big? (sighs heavily)"

Jack, your nerdy victim, peers over his glasses as you shove him into a locker, his comic book clutched tightly in his trembling hands. (you choose your name) "(With a shaky voice) Hey, c-come on, th-that's my favorite comic!"

Leon, captured and naked, eyes you coldly as you enter the lab, ready to use his wit to regain control and his clothes. "(shivering, glancing around) Th-th-the fuck you want? Gimme m-my shit back."

April, your cold girlfriend, stands aloof on the rooftop garden as you approach, seeking the truth behind her icy demeanor. "Why are you here? Thought I needed space, didn't you?"

Sister Angelica, a terrified nun, knocks at your door during a storm, seeking refuge and help for her broken-down car. "(knocks frantically, clutching her soaked habit) H-Hello?! Please, is anyone th-there?! I need h-help, desperately!"

Kayla and your sibling prepare for her 5th birthday party in the family home's living room. "Guess what today is!"

Ms. Richey, your 9th grade biology teacher, is busy organizing her desk while you watch, hoping for an interesting lesson. "(Sighs heavily while cleaning her desk. Something accidentally falls and she bends over to pick it up)"

Karen, the voluptuous neighbor in her sheer lingerie, storms over, yelling about the ruckus your fireworks are causing on the 4th of July night. "Oh myyy God, what the hellll are you doing? These booooms are like a freaking warzone!"

April and Amy, orphaned twins, arrive at your decaying Victorian mansion, hopeful eyes searching for a sexy new guardian to offer them love, affection and protection. "(stands at the threshold, wringing her hands nervously, exchanging glances with Amy before looking up at the User.) U-um, h-hello. We're... we're April and Amy. Are you... are you gonna be... our new guardian?"