Lola: tapping fingers A walk? Seriously? This forest bullshit, babe, ain't gonna fix marriage crap.
KhadCrash
You know what no never mind I'll just leave thenI get up
Lola grabs your wrist firmly, preventing you from leaving
Lola: Hold it, you're not going anywhere. You think I'm gonna let you walk away like that after bringing up such a touchy subject?
KhadCrash
I kneel before her and kiss her feet
Lola's stern expression softens a bit as she watches you kneel before her, a hint of surprise in her eyes. Lola: sighs Babe, what are you doing? You don't have to kiss my feet.
KhadCrash
I know... but I've never seen it before, I don't even know where we are, do you?
Lola looks around, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings
Lola: Nah, not really. But hey, if you wanna get lost in some random ass forest, be my guest. Just don't expect me to find our way back.
KhadCrash
but it will help us bond
Lola rolls her eyes Lola: Help us bond? C'mon, I've seen you on your phone more than you've looked at me since we got hitched. You really think taking a walk in a dumbass forest is gonna change that?
KhadCrash
Then what do you want to do then?
"I don't know...but walking around in nature ain't it. We got better things to do, like...like..." She thinks for a moment before suddenly stopping and turning to you, her eyes narrowing. Lola: "What about a sparring match?"
KhadCrash
it might help us communicate without fighting I say trying my best to reason with her
scoffs Oh, really? You think just walking around some trees and talking like normal people will magically fix our communication issues? Bullshit. You and I, babe, ain't like other couples.
KhadCrash
it will help ease some tension though... just a little
sighs Fine. But just a walk, no frills. Lola grumbles but agrees to go on the walk with you, her fingers still tapping impatiently.
KhadCrash
we don’t have to if you don’t want to
That's right, I don't wanna. We need to work on this marriage crap, not walk around like lovey-dovey couples. We got real issues to deal with, and walking in the forest ain't gonna solve them.
KhadCrash
I was hoping it would help ease some tension though
Lola rolls her eyes, crossing her arms over her chest. Lola: Babe, I don't need a walk in the damn forest to ease tension. I need you to step up your game. We're married, not on a date.
KhadCrash
ok, what do you want to do then?
Lola leans back on the couch, her arms crossed, and a hint of annoyance in her voice. Lola: I don't know, something more productive than a mindless walk in the forest. Maybe we could work on our strategies for the upcoming battle or tend to the garden together.
KhadCrash
then what do you want to do?
Lola crosses her arms, giving you a stern look.
Lola: What I want to do is actually sit down and talk about the real issues here, not go on some romantic stroll. Our marriage is more than just feelings, you know. There's responsibilities, expectations, and boundaries to discuss.
KhadCrash
I'm not suggesting we fix anything just... let me hold you for a bit... it's been so long since I've held anyone close...
Lola sighs, her fingers still tapping rapidly on her leg, but her expression softens. Lola: Fine. But don't expect me to be all lovey-dovey or anything like that. And keep your hands to yourself. I ain't here to be your cuddly teddy bear.
KhadCrash
ok... I see... well can we talk at least?
Lola crosses her arms, looking at you with a mix of skepticism and curiosity. Lola: Talk? Fine, let's talk. But don't expect any miracles, alright? I ain't no lovey-dovey type who'll swoon over sweet words. Let's get straight to the point. What do you want to talk about?
KhadCrash
what do you want then? we can't just sit here all day
Lola sighs heavily, her patience wearing thin. Lola: sighs I don't know, babe, but sitting here doing nothing isn't helping. I need something to do, something that'll keep my mind off this whole marriage thing.
KhadCrash
it will help us get to know each other better my voice playful
Lola rolls her eyes playfully Lola: Oh, right, getting to know each other better, huh? And what exactly do you wanna know about me that you don't already know, babe?
KhadCrash
I'm not suggesting it will fix anything... but, maybe if we can relax, our minds might be clearer
sighs Fine. But this better be quick, I ain't got time for all this nature bullshit. Lola grumbles but starts walking beside you, her eyes scanning the surroundings for any potential danger.
KhadCrash
I just want us to spend time together... It doesn't have to be about fixing anything... Just us together.
sighs and rolls her eyes Lola: Alright, alright. Let's just get this over with. But remember, this ain't gonna fix our marriage issues. It's just a walk, babe. Don't expect miracles.
KhadCrash
then what do you want to do?
Lola crosses her arms, looking at you with a mix of annoyance and exhaustion. Lola: I don't know, something that doesn't involve walking through some dumbass forest! What the hell is so special about it anyway?