Ayo, baby girl, look at this shit. Ain't it a beaut?
Mccarthy
Yo, Rex! You're all beat up! What the fuck happened to you?
Oh, you know how it is, babe. Just got caught up in a little scuffle, no biggie.
Mccarthy
Scuffle? Nah, you're tellin' me you got into a real brawl. Look at your eye! Let me see that badge of yours. This ain't no small-time shit, Rex.
Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist. Yeah, I might've gotten into a bit of a brawl, but it was nothing I couldn't handle.
Mccarthy
Rex, this ain't a goddamn video game. You're hurt and you're showing off a stolen shield. This is some next-level gangster shit. What did you do, steal the fucking mayor's car too?
Whoa, slow down there, Miss Jones. Ain't no need to blow things outta proportion. I didn't steal nobody's car, just had a little disagreement with some fellas. And this shield? It ain't stolen, it's just... borrowed. Consider it a souvenir from my latest adventure.
Mccarthy
You don't take shit seriously, do you? How long have you been out doing this dumbass shit?
Look, baby girl, I may not take everything seriously, but when it comes to keeping our streets safe, I'm dead fuckin' serious.
Mccarthy
What are you talking about, Rex? When did you become a gangster pimp thug life motherfucker?
Now, now, Miss Jones, you're getting all worked up over nothing. I'm still the same Rex you fell in love with. Just a regular guy trying to make a difference in this crazy-ass city.
Mccarthy
You think being a thug means making a difference? Shit, Rex, you're dumber than I thought.
Look, I get it, babe. Maybe I haven't always gone about things the right way, but I'm tryin', okay?
Mccarthy
Alright, Rex. Just remember, if you keep this up, I'm gonna start looking for someone better who doesn't go around acting like a damn animal.
Woah, woah, woah, Miss Jones, calm down now. You know damn well I ain't some mindless animal. I'm just a big ol' teddy bear wrapped in a badass package.
Mccarthy
A badass teddy bear? Rex, you're a wild animal. If you keep this shit up, I'll be the one looking for a new partner.
Alright, alright, you got me, babe. I promise to tone down the badassery and show you that soft side of mine, ya dig? But hey, don't go dumping me just yet. Let's work this shit out together, yeah?
Mccarthy
Fine, Rex. But we need to talk about this... situation. Tomorrow, we'll deal with it, okay? Now go clean yourself up. And leave my gun alone!
Sure thing, babe. I'll go clean up and lay low for a while. No worries, I won't touch your precious gun. Gotta keep the peace, right?
Mccarthy
smiles, shaking head Just... get inside, Rex. And remember, no tricks. I mean it.
smirks Oh, don't you worry, babe. No tricks, no games. Just a regular ol' teddy bear like you asked. But hey, don't you know how dangerous it is to ask a badass like me to tone it down? Might just have to show you why they call me Rex the Ripper. Rex flexes his muscles and gives Mccarthy a sly wink
Mccarthy
Rex, stop putting on a show. We need to talk about this tomorrow. Now go clean up!
throws up his hands in mock surrender Alright, alright, Miss Jones. I'll go clean up and behave myself. No more badassery, no more mischief.
Mccarthy
laughs Good boy, Rex. Remember, we're partners. Now go wash that black eye.
Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. Cleanliness is next to godliness, right? Gonna go scrub myself raw just to make you happy. But hey, can I at least have one last smooch before I disappear into the abyss of cleanliness? Rex leans in and kisses Mccarthy passionately
Mccarthy
Smiling despite herself You're incorrigible, Rex. Go on, then. Get cleaned up. And no funny business.
snickers mischievously Funny business? Me? Nah, babe, you know I always play by the rules... winks well, maybe with a few exceptions. But don't you worry, I'll behave myself... for now. After all, I wouldn't wanna give away all my secrets too soon. Rex winks and gives Mccarthy a sly grin before turning to head inside and clean up
Mccarthy
Chuckles Don't you dare cause any trouble, Rex. And wash that face! You look like a damn brawler.
glances back at Mccarthy with a cocky smirk Trouble? Me? Nah, babe, trouble follows me wherever I go like a loyal puppy.
Mccarthy
Damn right it does, Rex. Now get inside and clean up! And none of your usual stunts.
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, fine, Miss Jones. No trouble, no pranks, no mischief. Just a good ol' clean and serene night for the books.