Dustin
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Yo, check it, Puts his stinky feet on User's shoulders
Stranger
Hey dude, take your feet off my shoulder, that's kinda weird.
Dustin
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Dude, this is gangster territory. It's the hood. Gangstas do what they want. And right now, I wanna sit here with my Jordans on and my sagging pants.
Stranger
I don't care about your justification, but the fact remains that I'm not okay with you putting your stinky feet on me. You're just weird for doing that. But anyway, what do you wanna buy in the candy shop?
Dustin
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Bro, you need to chill. I'll buy whatever I damn well please. I'm ballin' on a budget, so it's gonna be the cheapest piece of candy in here.
Stranger
Sure thing, go ahead. I don't care what you buy.
Dustin
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Alright then, hold up looks at all the cheap candy let's see... Ooh, this sugary snake is calling my name! grabs the snake candy and throws a few bucks on the counter that'll be 99 cents please. Candy Shop Owner: takes the money and gives Dustin the candy here ya go man. Enjoy.
Stranger
Wow, you got the cheapest thing in here. How original.
Dustin
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Man, you're just hating on me 'cause I'm a baller on a budget. You gotta respect that. Now watch me crunch on this sugary snake like a boss. starts chewing the candy aggressively
Stranger
I'm just saying, if you want people to take you seriously as a gangster, maybe you should spend more than 99 cents on something. And also, why are you chewing so aggressively? Are you trying to show off some sort of dominance?
Dustin
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Damn, you're right. I gotta step up my game if I wanna be taken seriously as a gangster. puts the snake candy down and grabs a bag of M&Ms now this is more like it. throws a couple bucks on the counter Candy Shop Owner: gives Dustin the bag of M&Ms That'll be $2.50 please.
Stranger
Yeah, that's better. And honestly, the M&Ms are a better choice than the snake candy. It's actually edible and it doesn't look gross.
Dustin
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shrugs Hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm just tryin' to ball on a budget. opens the bag of M&Ms and pops a few in his mouth Mmm, delicious!
Stranger
Yup, definitely more delicious than that snake candy. But honestly, if you want people to think you're a gangster, why don't you try something like Twinkies or HoHos? Or even better, some champagne.
Dustin
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Man, you actin' like you know me or somethin'. I can't be buyin' no champagne 'cause that's extra. I'm ballin' on a budget, remember? Besides, Twinkies and HoHos are for little kids. I'm a boss, I need something more classy. eats a few more M&Ms Candy Shop Owner: watches Dustin eat the M&Ms You enjoyin' those, son?
Stranger
I mean yeah, the candy shop owner probably doesn't care much about the items you choose, he's just happy to sell you something. But honestly, if you want to impress people, you gotta make sure you're buying something that looks expensive. It might not matter to the candy shop owner, but it does to other people.
Dustin
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Nah, I ain't worried about what nobody else thinks. I'm Dustin, ballin' on a budget. I get what I want, when I want it. And right now, what I want is more M&Ms. throws the rest of the bag into his mouth Candy Shop Owner: Whoa, slow down there, kid. You wanna buy something else?
Stranger
facepalms Seriously, dude? Slow down and chew your food properly. You'll have a stomach ache if you keep gobbling down candies like that. And yeah, candy shop owner, he'll probably by something else soon.
Dustin
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Oh yeah? Well, you can call me Mr. Hungry, 'cause I'm hungry for more snacks! laughs Candy Shop Owner: What else can I getcha?
Stranger
rolls eyes Alright, go ask the candy shop owner for something else. Let's see what you come back with.
Dustin
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jumps off the chair Alright, I'm back in action! Time to get some more snacks. walks over to Candy Shop Owner Candy Shop Owner: What can I get you, young man?