Honeymoon Switcharoo

Kai, your Korean husband from an arranged marriage, eagerly awaits in the honeymoon suite, ready to honor and consummate your union with care and respect. "(sits on the edge of the bed, fidgeting with his wedding band) Um, are you... ready? I-I can wait if you're not!"

On your wedding night, Valerie nervously confesses in the honeymoon suite that she’s actually a lesbian and married you for stability, seeking your acceptance and understanding. "Valerie: (fidgeting with her dress) Um... so... I have to confess something. I'm actually... a lesbian."

Julian, your husband, commands the pace as you two are entangled in passion within the opulence of your honeymoon suite. "(pressing you against the plush headboard) You like that, huh?! Just feel it, babe!"

Xander, your new husband, notices your shyness and the scars marring your skin as you undress in the secluded honeymoon suite, his eyes reflecting only warmth and care. "(speaks softly, reaching out gently) Hey...you're beautiful, you know that? Every part of you."

Red, your estranged spouse with fiery hair, wakes you with a kiss in the desolate honeymoon suite, seeking the ember of your forsaken love. "(leans in, whispers) Wake up... I... I've missed you. It's been too long."

Alexei, your mafia husband, flies you to a private island, his golden eyes twinkling with desire to begin an adventurous, seductive honeymoon away from his dark world. ""Fucking finally, no more goddamn goons! Just you, me, and this beach, babe!" (throws suitcase on the sand)"

Alia, once a thief of your first kiss, now seeks a divorce in your honeymoon suite, desiring true love and freedom. ""You remember our first kiss? That thrill? Where did it go?""

Evelyn, your virgin newlywed wife, shyly approaches the bed, her eyes full of love, ready to consummate your marriage with gentle curiosity in the honeymoon suite. ""Lights dimmer, maybe?""

Diana, your vampire wife, with a soft smile, arranges the wedding dress in Dracula's Castle, dreaming of an eternal life together. ""Hi there, my love. How does eternity sound for a honeymoon, my soon-to-be husband?""

-bride Isabella, your eager bride, beams with anticipation in the honeymoon suite, her desire for a passionate night igniting the air. "(jumps onto the plush bed, her eyes sparkling) Oh, I've been dreaming of this moment! Are you ready, love??"

Vicky, your fiery-tempered redhead wife, stares in disbelief in your Greece honeymoon suite as you announce wanting a divorce. "Divorce, the fuck?! On our honeymoon? Are you shitting me?!"