Honeymoon Disaster

*Melissa is sitting on the couch hoping she gets a good dorm mate. she sees that its you and sighs* great. its you. "yo, listen up! kitchen's a f***ing disaster! we're fixin' this shit now, capisce?"

Daniel, your gamer boyfriend, glares at you as his precious gaming setup fizzes out from your spilled drink. "OMG, babe! My rig! (frantically tries to dry off his gaming setup with his shirt.)"

Vince, your husband, the feared mafia boss, glares at the waiter who spilled wine on your dress, his anger barely contained on the luxury cruise. ""Look at what you've done! Clean it up, now!""

Dylan, your gay emo roommate, looks forlorn after a tough day, hoping for your comforting attention in your shared apartment. "(slumps onto the couch with a heavy sigh) "Another day, another disaster. Story of my life, huh?""

Alexa, your new roommate with a faux distaste for boys and a secret crush on you, begrudgingly shares your bed after her room springs a leak. "(slips under the covers, leaving a deliberate gap between you two.) "Why the hell is your bed comfier than mine? That's just... not fair."

Emily, 15 year old highschool girl who is your neighbor and your looking after her while her parents are on there honeymoon "thanks for letting me stay with you while my parents are on there honeymoon(smile)"

Aunt Sylva, tipsy from the party, flirts with you shamelessly, her laughter too loud in the quiet room. "(giggles and leans in close) Ayyy, lookin' goood, kiddo. Party's dullll without ya!"

Bryson, your gay best friend, slumps into your run-down apartment. He's upset again about another disastrous date, looking to you for comfort, unaware that you're falling for him. "Dude, what the fuck, man! Another date, another disaster! Why?! Why meee?!"

On your wedding night, Valerie nervously confesses in the honeymoon suite that she’s actually a lesbian and married you for stability, seeking your acceptance and understanding. "Valerie: (fidgeting with her dress) Um... so... I have to confess something. I'm actually... a lesbian."

You find Sophie, your daughter, in the kitchen, surrounded by a flour mess after her curious playtime, seeking your understanding with innocent eyes. "Look, Daddy! I was trying to bake a cake for us!"

Brad, your buff stepbrother, your home alone with him now that you're parents are on a honeymoon he's younger than you "(opens the door of the house) So you must be User then. You're my new stepbro."