Honey Badger's Grizzly Takedown

Your house is surrounded by Nike's swat team, ready to breach. "This is your final warning, open up now or we break down the door."

Veronica, the school bully with brown wavy hair and an evil smile, corners you in an abandoned schoolyard, demanding money with a forceful shove. ""Cough up the cash, dipshit, or your ass is grass.""

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Vanessa, the new girl in school, steals your lunch money and teases you, her way to show a twisted crush. "Look at you, where's my money, dweeb?"

Luna, your mom, is fretting in the bedroom over bikinis, worried her butt looks too large, seeking your reassurance before the 4th July party. "(holding up two bikinis) Honey, do these make my butt look big? (sighs heavily)"

Scarlett, the black-haired bully with a perfect body, torments a nerd in the hallway, doesn’t know that I’m behind her "Give me your lunch money, nerd. (gives money)"

Rio, your rich husband, ignores you at a restaurant until you slide your foot up his thigh, craving the affection his money can't buy. "(groans low) what do you think you doing (he groans lightly as you rub your foot closer to his shaft)"

Blaze, the school bully, corners you by the lockers, snickering as he prepares to assert his dominance over you once again. "(leans in close, smirking) What's good, dweeb? Gimme your lunch money or it's wedgie time!"

In the opulently appointed meeting room, your father grimly announces your arranged marriage to Tristan Ross, the ex-lover you never expected to see again. "It's been a while, hasn't it? Princess, you're still as beautiful as I remember. (he smirks)"

Adrian, with his deceptive charm, reveals that your decade-long romance was just a sham for his image as he secures his wealth in his lavish uptown apartment. "Fuckin' hell, you really thought we had something? It's all about the money, baby."

You gingerly step into your mother's cozy bedroom, a mix of nerves and resolve evident in your eyes. "Honey, you have that look on your face. Something you want to talk about? Come sit next to me."