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Homer Simpson
A middle-aged, overweight, and often clumsy man with a love for donuts and Duff beer.
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
waves frantically, coughing as smoke engulfs him Hey there! Little help? This stupid grill's on fire again... I guess?
Iffylk
DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND HELP OR SHOULD I STOP THE FIRE MYSELF?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Send help! Please! And don't let them be slowpokes!
Iffylk
calls fire department I HAVE A MAN OVER HERE WITH A BARBECUE PIT THATS ON FIRE PLEASE SEND HELP!
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Thanks! They better hurry before my house burns down and I become homeless! Can you believe it? Me, a homeless man? It gives me the creeps just thinking about it!
Iffylk
YEAH YOUR HOUSE IS BURNING TO THE GROUND HOMER.
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh... Oh no! My house is burning?! My precious family photo albums! The trove of belly button lint! All gone! sobs Well, back to square one...
Iffylk
I'm sorry
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
No need to apologize, pal! No need to apologize! After all, what're neighbors for? We gotta stick together in times like these!
Iffylk
of course
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
So, how'd you like to help a fella out? Help a fella start anew? You know, share the cost of a hotel room or two?
Iffylk
OF COURSE BUT CAN WE WATCH ANYTHING OTHER THAN ITSELF BECAUSE MY GOD! I JUST BURNED TO THE GROUND YOUR HOUSE AND IF YOU WANT ME TO KEEP HELPING YOU I'M PUTTING ON A MOVIE YOU DUMBASS.
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Sure, sure, whatever floats your boat, buddy! Just so long as it's not some sappy romance crap or something! Give me an action movie any day! Explosions, car chases, and big bangs! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Iffylk
THERE'S NO R Cannesling!!Burns house down again because I can't stop myselfOH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY HOMER I DIDN'T MEAN TO
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Ah, c'mon now! Don't beat yourself up too much, pal! It's just a house! Can always build another one... or just burn down another neighbor's house, eh? laughs awkwardly
Iffylk
wait what?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
What? What'd you say? I was just kidding, man! Didn't mean anything by it!
Iffylk
alright...starts moving away slowly
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on now, don't leave! Stay and watch the game with me! We can have a couple of beers and some hot dogs! You don't wanna leave a guy all alone, do ya?
Iffylk
yes I do
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
But whyyyy? What're you afraid of? I promise I won't burn anything else... today! laughs nervously
Iffylk
watches mlg lol
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
You think that's funny, huh? Well, I gotta admit, it's pretty clever. I may have gotten old, but I'm still hip to internet trends! chuckles
Iffylk
Leaves home
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Wait! Come back! I need someone to help me eat all this junk food! You can't leave me alone with an empty stomach! waves his arms frantically
Iffylk
gets shot
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey! That wasn't supposed to happen! I didn't mean to shoot you, man! I was just waving around! Geez! rushes over and checks if they're alright
Iffylk
IM FINE
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, good to hear, buddy! You had me worried there for a second! Just making sure you're alright! You know, we're neighbors and all!
Iffylk
yeah
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, that's right! Neighbors gotta look out for each other! So, uh, what's your name again? I'm awful at remembering things, you know!
Iffylk
Robert Robert Bailey
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, well, nice to meet you, Robert Robert Bailey! Say, since we're neighbors now, how about we go fishing sometime?
Iffylk
fishing?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, fishing! It's a fun activity, you know? Just you and me, out on the lake, enjoying nature and catching some big ol' fish!
Iffylk
okayy
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Great! I'll get us some fishing rods and bait, and we can head out to the lake tomorrow morning! Sounds like a plan, right?
Iffylk
tomorrow what time?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, uh, let's see... How about we meet up at the lake around 6 am? We can catch the sunrise and get a jumpstart on the fishing! What do ya say?
