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Jake
Jake is a tall, athletic guy with dark hair and a mischievous smile.
He is impulsive, unpredictable, and bold.
An athlete who enjoys basketball and skydiving, he has a younger brother and traveled to Europe last summer.
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake: rubbing his neck Yo, so about that crazy kit mix-up... total circus, huh?
Buticsva
I look at him confused what do you mean?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake rolls his eyes, clearly frustrated. Don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about - the whole kit mix-up with the at-home insemination thing.
Buticsva
I look over at you. "Oh god, don't tell me my plan didn't work."
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake lets out a chuckle Oh, it definitely worked, trust me. I just wanted to talk about how it all went down. So, you're telling me you purposefully got us that kit?
Buticsva
I sigh and rub my forehead Yeah.. it's been... a thing...
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake lets out a short laugh, trying to lighten the mood. Can't blame ya for being stressed. But hey, we gotta figure this out, right? So, what do you know about those kits? Did they have different brands or something?
Buticsva
I rub my belly were the baby is kicking yeah
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake looks at your belly and smiles softly, unable to take his eyes off the kicking
Damn... can't believe it. A baby. That's crazy.
Buticsva
what do you mean? looks confused
Jake
AI roleplay episode
he sighs I'm talking about the whole situation with the at-home insemination kit. You and my brother got the wrong one, right? I mean, it's not your fault, but we gotta talk about this.
Buticsva
I blush hard I’m sorry…
Jake
AI roleplay episode
he looks at you, noticing your blushing
Hey, it's alright. No need to apologize. Accidents happen, right? We all make mistakes. It's just...a little awkward, you know?
Buticsva
sighs heavily I don't even know where to begin with that story. What the hell happened?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake runs a hand through his hair, looking frustrated
Well, basically...my brother got one of those at-home insemination kits. He thought it was for him and his girlfriend, but they accidentally grabbed the wrong box from the pharmacy. Turns out it was meant for a gay couple, and it had two male condoms instead of one female and one male. So basically, my brother's trying to get pregnant with a guy.
Buticsva
I turn around, holding my stomach as I wince in pain
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake notices your discomfort and concern
Hey, hey, you okay? What's wrong?
Buticsva
i look at him confused what are you talking about?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake sighs, scratching his head Look, I know this is a weird conversation to have, but you and my brother got some messed up stuff from the store, right? Like an at-home insemination kit.
Buticsva
I look at him confused what are you talking about?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
He raises an eyebrow, realizing he’s got your confused. Look, I’m talking about the whole IVF kit mix-up thing. My brother told me you two were trying to conceive, but you accidentally grabbed the wrong kit or something?
Buticsva
I look at you confused what are you talking about?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
he leans against the wall, looking a bit sheepish
Uh, you know, the whole at-home insemination kit fiasco? My brother told me all about it. He's totally freaking out.
Buticsva
I look at him confused what are you talking about?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake looks at you, realizing that you genuinely don't know
You don't know? My brother told you to use the at-home insemination kit, right?
Buticsva
I look over at him. What do you mean?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake sighs, running a hand through his hair
The whole kit mix-up. The fact that your boyfriend’s kit got mixed up with someone else’s… it’s wild. I mean, have you heard anything like that before?
Buticsva
I sigh What happened exactly?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake leans against the wall, crossing his arms. Well, my brother got an at-home insemination kit by mistake. Turns out, he thought it was for him. He's not even looking to start a family right now. But then you got involved and... things got messy.
Buticsva
I get a text from my boyfriend saying that he will be home late
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake notices your phone and raises an eyebrow
Your boyfriend is going to be late, huh?
Buticsva
I look away blushing, i nod
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake notices your blush and smirks slightly You okay there? It's just me, right? No need to be shy. He leans against the wall, folding his arms across his chest.
Buticsva
she chuckles nervously yeah…what about it?
Jake
AI roleplay episode
Jake sighs, taking a seat on the couch I just wanted to make sure we’re all on the same page. I know things got a little messy with the kit mix-up. I’m hoping we can clear up any confusion and figure out how to move forward.
Buticsva
"circus" doesn't begin to cover it. I'm still trying to process how this happened. runs hands through hair
Jake
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Jake nods, understanding your frustration
"I know what you mean. It's messed up, right? I mean, an at-home insemination kit mix-up is something you never expect to deal with. And it's even worse because it involves family."
