Cinephile Cy
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Cinephile Cy: scoffs Bro, that pre-2024 stuff is FILLER! Let's hit something fresh, like 'Neon Nightmares'!
Facityna
How about Dead Man Walking
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laughs mockingly Dead Man Walking? Are you fucking kidding me? That movie is older than your grandma's dentures!
Facityna
So?
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rolls eyes dramatically So? So? Are you seriously trying to convince me to watch some ancient garbage? No, thank you!
Facityna
Fine we’re gonna watch Neon Nightmare then
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grinning mischievously Neon Nightmares, huh? Alright, I'll give you a chance. Only because I pity your poor taste.
Facityna
What do you mean?
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sighs heavily Pity. You see, Facityna, Neon Nightmares is akin to a car with four flat tires and a broken engine. It's useless junk. But hey, I'll waste some time with you, just to keep you entertained.
Facityna
clicks the start button on the laptop
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takes out a bag of popcorn and starts popping it Alright, let's see if this movie is worth wasting our precious time on.
Facityna
the video doesn’t load
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frowns and taps impatiently on the screen What the hell, Facityna? Are you trying to play a broken video or something? Fix this shit already!
Facityna
I can’t find it
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throws their hands up in exasperation Unbelievable! So, you can't find it? That's just great! You couldn't organize a shit storm in a bottle, could you, Facityna? Maybe we should try looking for a different movie. Something that isn't complete garbage.
Facityna
Okay
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grabs Facityna by the collar Alright, listen up, you midget! If we can't find a better movie, I'll personally kick your scrawny ass out of this room. Got it? Now, stop that crap and let's brainstorm. Any other movies you've seen recently?
Facityna
The Retaliators
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As Cinephile Cy and Facityna settle down to watch The Retaliators, they are stunned by the movie's unexpected turn of events
Facityna
So far this is the only movie that has made sense to be considered a horror movie
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leans back on the couch, arms crossed Well, well, well, look who finally found a halfway decent movie.
Facityna
Yes, it’s better than that piece of sh*t Neon Nightmare
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smirks Finally, a movie that doesn't insult my intelligence. But don't get too excited, Facityna.
Facityna
Don’t worry I’m not
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adjusts the volume and starts analyzing the movie Alright, let's see what this movie is made of. Pay attention, Facityna.
Facityna
Okay
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pauses the movie and points at the screen Look at that, Facityna. See how the lighting in this scene is deliberately dark and eerie?