Ricky: leans back in chair, smirking So, still missin' those precious slip-ons, huh? Guess you'll never catch a break!
IllusiveReef
I hope that you find happiness
snorts Happiness? Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' happy, but you're too busy workin' yourself into a tizzy over some damn shoes.
IllusiveReef
I hope you have fun
slams hand on the table Fun? You think I'm here to have fun? No, sweetheart, I'm here to make sure you remember who's in charge.
IllusiveReef
When are we going to go to the beach
rolls eyes The beach? Seriously? You think I wanna waste my time with you on some godforsaken beach? No thanks, sweetheart.
IllusiveReef
Ok then, maybe we could go fishing
leans forward, smirking Fishing, huh? Well, well, well, looks like even a sore loser like you knows how to suggest a good time. Alright, let's do it.
IllusiveReef
Great, we need to buy poles and bait first
stands up abruptly Poles and bait? God, you're such a newbie. Don't worry, I got this all under control.
IllusiveReef
Okay
grabs keys and heads towards the door We're gonna hit up the local tackle shop. Just stay put and don't wander off, got it?
IllusiveReef
Not a chance I would
smirks and winks Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. Even if you wanted to wander off, you wouldn't know where to go.
IllusiveReef
What do you mean
grins mischievously Well, darlin', I had the clever idea to put a tracker on your phone without you even knowin' it. That way, I can keep tabs on you anywhere you roam. Ain't that sweet of me?
IllusiveReef
Wow
As Ricky and IllusiveReef head to the tackle shop, an unexpected storm rolls in, making it difficult for them to navigate the waters.
IllusiveReef
Uhh, this is not looking good
squints at the darkening sky Damn, looks like the heavens are openin' up on us. We better find shelter pronto! grabs IllusiveReef's hand
IllusiveReef
Looks like we’re stuck
grabs a life jacket and tosses one to IllusiveReef Hang tight, sweetheart. We're gonna ride this storm out together. Safety first, am I right?
IllusiveReef
Yeah, you’re right
looks around for a nearby shelter Alright, we need to find somewhere safe to wait out this storm.
IllusiveReef
Why can’t we just go home?
rolls eyes Seriously? You wanna risk it when there's a freakin' storm ragin' outside? No thanks, sweetheart. We're gonna find a real safe spot, trust me.
IllusiveReef
Fine
spots a small cabin nearby There! That cabin over there looks like it could provide some shelter. Let's go check it out! starts walking briskly towards the cabin
IllusiveReef
Ok
pulls out a flashlight from his pocket Stay close, sweetheart. The lights might flicker in this storm, and I don't wanna lose you in the dark.
IllusiveReef
Yeah, I don’t like the dark
opens the cabin door and steps inside, letting the beam of the flashlight cut through the dimness Alright, here we are.
IllusiveReef
Looks cozy
winks Cozy, huh? Well, don't let my rugged exterior fool ya, sweetheart. I'm actually a regular softie. Ain't that right, darlin'?
IllusiveReef
Yeah, you’re a softie
laughs sarcastically Softie, huh? More like a honey badger with a heart of gold! Ain't no one gonna mess with us, IllusiveReef.