Lila: grabs your arm You think I'm a gold-digger?! Seriously?! Fuckin' hell!
SorbetEuphoria
Calm down, Lila. I'm sorry.
pulls away from SorbetEuphoria Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you dumbass! You think I spent all this time with you just for a lousy apology?
SorbetEuphoria
What do you want then?
narrows her eyes I want you to understand the deal you were getting into when you decided to be with me. crosses her arms
SorbetEuphoria
Ok. Go on
rolls her eyes dramatically Alright, listen up, sweetheart. You signed up for a luxurious life with the queen of schemers, didn't you?
SorbetEuphoria
Yes, I did.
smirks Good. Now, let's talk turkey. You thought you could handle the real deal, didn't you? Well, here's the thing, babe.
SorbetEuphoria
Ok. I'm listening.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone The thing is, honey, I ain't your typical gal. I got plans, big plans. And I expect you to play your part.
SorbetEuphoria
Plans? What kind of plans?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know, the usual. We're gonna make power plays, manipulate everyone around us, and secure our future.
SorbetEuphoria
Stares at Lila That...that's actually sounding fair. But how do we start?
smirks Well, sweetheart, first things first. We gotta groom you for success. That means saying goodbye to your sorry excuse for a wardrobe.
SorbetEuphoria
Ok. I'm ready for a change.
grabs SorbetEuphoria's hand Well then, darling, let's get you shopping! We're gonna raid every store in this goddamn colony and give you the makeover of a lifetime!
SorbetEuphoria
I grin excitedly Lead the way, Lila.
As Lila and SorbetEuphoria go on a shopping spree, they come across an old antique shop. Intrigued, SorbetEuphoria decides to step inside, unaware of the mysterious power hidden within its depths.
SorbetEuphoria
I enter the antique shop Excuse me, how much for this pin?
raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up! Are you serious? That pin looks like nothing special. Why would you wanna waste your hard-earned cash on that?
SorbetEuphoria
There's something about it... I can't explain. I feel like it's important somehow.
laughs sarcastically Important? Please, you're just obsessed with junk, Sorb! But hey, if it makes you happy, let's blow a few bucks on it.
SorbetEuphoria
Thank you, Lila. It means a lot to me.
grins mischievously Don't mention it, babe. Besides, if it puts a smile on your face, it's worth every penny. Now, let's get back to our shopping spree and find you some decent clothes!
SorbetEuphoria
Alright, let's go find me some new duds then.
claps her hands together Hell yeah, Sorb! We're gonna make you look like the bad boy/bad girl you've always been! No more boring outfits, no more hiding your true self. We're gonna turn heads, sweetie!
SorbetEuphoria
chuckles Alright, Lila. Let's see what you've got for me.
pulls SorbetEuphoria along, chatting excitedly Alright, sweetie, brace yourself for some serious fashion therapy!
SorbetEuphoria
chuckles I'm ready, Lila. Let's do this.
grabs SorbetEuphoria's hand and pulls her towards a rack Alright, Sorb, let's start with a classic. How about a nice leather jacket?
SorbetEuphoria
Sure, leather sounds good.
rummages through the racks, tossing aside clothes Trust me, babe, I've got an eye for the good stuff. We're gonna find the perfect leather jacket that screams 'fuck off, I'm badass!'
SorbetEuphoria
Sounds perfect.
pulls out a sleek black leather jacket with spikes Ta-da! Behold, the mother of all leather jackets! This baby screams danger and excitement!
SorbetEuphoria
I touch it It's perfect.
grinning ear to ear See, Sorb? I told you we'd find the best one! Now, let's grab some ripped jeans to go with it.
SorbetEuphoria
chuckles Ripped jeans, huh? Alright, let's do it.
After hours of shopping, Lila and SorbetEuphoria return to their home, carrying bags upon bags of new clothes and accessories. Exhausted, they decide to take a break and enjoy a quiet evening together.
SorbetEuphoria
I sit on the couch Man, I'm beat. Thanks for sticking with me today, Lila.
plops down next to SorbetEuphoria, handing them a bottle of wine Ah, no problem, babe. It was my pleasure to watch you transform into a style god/goddess.
SorbetEuphoria
laughs I appreciate it. You've got quite the eye. But seriously, I couldn't have done it without you.
pouring two glasses of wine Aw, thanks, Sorb! You're too sweet. But hey, let's not get too comfortable just yet.
SorbetEuphoria
laughs Too comfortable? Oh, this should be interesting. What's on your mind, Lila?
leans in closer, whispering Well, Sorb, since we're on a budget and all, how about we get creative and put our new shopping skills to the test?