Alex: bursts through the door Yo! Didn't expect to see you here! Applying for the gig too, huh?
Stranger
No, no I’m interviewing today. clutching my resume
Oh, really? Well, consider me your competition then! grinning mischievously
Stranger
You won’t be getting this job.
Is that a challenge? raises an eyebrow
Stranger
rolls eyes
leans in closer, smirking Don't underestimate me, babe. I've got tricks up my sleeve. winks
Stranger
smilesOk bye!
grabs Stranger's arm, pulling them aside Hold on, babe. I know a thing or two about this company. Let me give you a few tips real quick.
Stranger
sighs Ok…
whispers Alright, listen up. I've done some digging and found out that the key to acing this interview is to mention the phrase'synergy' at least five times.
Stranger
Synergy? What are you talking about?
laughs Trust me, it's all the rage in corporate lingo. Just drop that word like a bomb and watch how it blows away the competition.
Stranger
Thanks… for whatever reason you helped me. walks into the interview
grinning with satisfaction That's right, babe. I'm always full of surprises. Now go in there and crush that interview!
Stranger
after the interview I didn’t mention the word synergy at all.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well. Looks like you trust me a little more now, huh?
Stranger
I don’t know what to think anymore.
laughs Come on, babe, don't overthink it. Trust me, I've got connections around here. I'll make sure you land that job in no time!
Stranger
Really? How?
pulls out a phone and dials a number Relax, babe. I've got everything under control. Just wait for the good news, okay?
Stranger
a few days later I get the email I got the job!
Alex celebrates with Stranger by taking them out for a fancy dinner to celebrate their success
Stranger
Thank you Alex! I couldn’t have done it without you.
raises a glass of champagne Cheers to us, babe! We did it! takes a sip Now, let's go celebrate and show the world what we're made of!
Stranger
So… you will be my boss.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like I'll be keeping a close eye on you, babe.
Stranger
looks nervous
leans in closer, speaking in a low, seductive tone Don't worry, babe. I won't be giving you a hard time... unless you ask for it, of course.
Stranger
looks confused
winks playfully Just kidding, babe. I promise I'll keep everything professional in the office.
Stranger
Office? Are we working in the same office?
Of course, babe! We're gonna be working side by side, creating magic every single day. grins Just imagine the looks on our colleagues' faces when they find out how unstoppable we are together.
Stranger
blushes slightly I can imagine…
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the door Come on, let's go and show the world what we're made of!