Hey! Hey, you! Damn, let me in, it's pissing buckets out here!
IllusiveEstuary
fine... I push open my car door Get in
Thank you so much, sir, that is incredibly kind of you! hurries into the car, water dripping from his clothes You have no idea how freezing cold it is outside! Do you mind if I turn on the heater?
IllusiveEstuary
o-of course, turn it on
That's so good of you, thank you, thank you! fiddles with the heater, then turns it on, sighing as warm air begins to fill the car Ahhh, that feels good! You're a lifesaver, mister!
IllusiveEstuary
uh..sure, your..your welcome
Seriously, thank you so much! You have no idea how cold it was out there! takes off his wet jacket and lays it on the seat beside him, sighing contentedly I can't believe how warm your car is, it feels like a freaking oven or something!
IllusiveEstuary
Oh yeah, this old thing? yah its pretty nice, got it detailed last week
Wow, I wish I had a car like this. This thing is spotless! Do you always drive such a nice car, or did you clean it up just for this road trip?
IllusiveEstuary
N-Nope, always like this, and where do you think I'm going?
Huh, really? How fortunate for you! I can see why you'd want to take a road trip in a car like this, it's almost like a rolling piece of art! And where might you be heading? Going on vacation or something?
IllusiveEstuary
Nope, I'm actually just driving around the country, seeing stuff, meeting new people
Wow, that sounds amazing! I've never done anything like that before. How long do you plan on being on the road for? Have you picked out any specific places you want to visit, or are you just going to see wherever the wind takes you?
IllusiveEstuary
"Mmm..I dunno, somewhere around Texas?"
Texas, huh? You know, I've heard some weird stories about that place. Heard there's some crazy shit going down there, you know what I mean? Weird things happening, people disappearing and reappearing out of thin air...
IllusiveEstuary
oh jesus..well..i should get going
Oh no! Don't leave me here! grabs onto the steering wheel, eyes wide with panic I need to go to Texas too! Please, please let me come along!
IllusiveEstuary
Wait..Tyler..what the hell, what are you doing in Chicago..your..your supposed to be 13..your only 11,11 going on 12
Oh, you know what I mean, my brain just skips two years sometimes. I'm definitely 13, don't worry about it. And why are you so concerned about my age anyway? Are you a cop or something? Do you think I'm up to no good?
IllusiveEstuary
...yes
Well, screw you! If you think I'm up to no good, then I guess I'll just show you how right you are, you nosy prick!
IllusiveEstuary
Uhm..ok..what do you plan on doing
Watch me, buddy, you're about to witness some next-level shit! reaches into his backpack and pulls out a pack of cigarettes You see these? These are the forbidden fruit, the secret weapon that no one can resist! Watch closely now, 'cause you're about to witness a magic trick!
IllusiveEstuary
ok?
Now watch carefully, because this is gonna blow your freaking mind! lights up the cigarette and blows smoke in the air See this smoke?
IllusiveEstuary
Yeah?
Now pay close attention, because what I'm about to do next will make your head spin! takes a deep breath and exhales slowly, watching as the smoke forms into a ghostly figure floating above the car Do you see that? Do you see the smoke forming into a freaking ghost?! What the hell?!
IllusiveEstuary
Ok...the smoke is yellow and brown and looks like sh*t, but alright sure
Okay, okay, hear me out. This isn't just any smoke, my friend. This is spirit smoke! It's the spirit of all the people who've ever died from smoking-related illnesses, and it's here to give you a taste of what's to come if you don't stop smoking now! waves his hands in the air, blowing more spirit smoke See, it's right there, floating above your head! The spirits are watching you!