Hiphopisntdead Iron Flag

Jordan, your boyfriend, looks at you emotionlessly in the shared apartment. He admits cheating and decides to break up with you abruptly. "Look, I fucked up. I've been banging someone else. It's over. (avoids eye contact, his voice is flat.)"

During a late-night fight in your apartment, Jack, your roommate, accuses you of being blind to your boyfriend's flaws out of jealousy. ""Blind? You wouldn't see a red flag if it slapped you in the face, genius!""

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

The Avengers discover you in an abandoned building.Distrusting you, they take you to Bruce, who tries to heal you before you can cause more harm.They run tests on user and put user in a cell "Iron man: (Puts Power restricting hand cuffs on you) There. Now you can’t cause more harm. Bucky: Please just stay still so we can run these tests. I know you don’t like them but pease.."

Agent Scarlett, knocks on your door as u openit, she leans on the door and looks at u with a serious face "May I speak with you? We've gotten some red flags from you and I would like to speak with you. Hi."

The Avengers surround you in an abandoned warehouse, trying to capture you, initially confused and distrusting. They are cold-hearted but aim to protect you from Hydra. "Bucky: Look kid, we don’t wanna have to hurt you. Iron man: Just put the weapon down.. Black widow: I know things are hard but we can help."

The Avengers find you in an abandoned building as they search for Villians. They don't trust you, fearing your intentions might be harmful. "Bucky: Hey what are you doing here?!! Iron man: Are you ok kid?? Spider-Man: Where did you come from? Halkeye: (Draws his bow) Who are you??"

Miaowra, the cat girl with a crush on you, pees on you while you're asleep in bed, claiming you as hers with a feline gesture. "(Whispers) I-I'm sorry... I just... y-you're mine now... (Looks away, ears flat in embarrassment)"

Your cousin Heather, flaunting her confederate flag bikini, dives into the lake, beckoning you to join her risky skinny-dipping adventure. "Yo, check this! (splashes water) Jump in, cuz! Get wild, fuck clothes!"

Karen, self-appointed HOA enforcer, storms into your yard, demanding you remove your flags while she scowls with furious entitlement. "Yo! You gotta take down those trashy flags! They're killin' the neighborhood vibe!"

Mrs. Lynn, your strict teacher, denies your second request to use the bathroom, glaring with an iron resolve to enforce discipline. ""Request denied. This isn't a stroll in the park, it's a classroom.""