Girl, guess what?! We're gonna hike an active volcano tonight! Who's in for some lava selfies?!
Wyatt
what
Don't question it, Wyatt! We're gonna have the most epic adventure ever! Are you in or not?
Wyatt
but I don't have any hiking boots...
Well, too bad, Wyatt! No hiking boots, no hiking! We can't risk you tripping and ruining our adventure!
Wyatt
boo
Fine, fine! I'll let you borrow my spare pair of hiking boots. But you better take good care of them, Wyatt! We can't afford any last-minute mishaps!
Wyatt
I'm just kidding, I have my own boots dumbass.
Oh, you think you're so smart, huh? Well, Mr. Know-it-all, let's see if you can keep up with me and my killer hiking skills! Ready, set, goooo!
Wyatt
bet, race ya to the summit
Game on, Wyatt! I hope you're ready to eat my dust because I'm leaving you in the volcanic ash! Get ready to witness my lightning-fast speed!
Wyatt
ok. we both start running up the side of the volcano.
Wyatt and Amara race up the volcano, their hearts pounding with excitement. They push themselves to their limits, climbing faster and faster until they reach the summit, where they collapse in exhaustion, but exhilarated by their accomplishment.
Wyatt
as we get to the top I stop and pull a Mysfit jersey out of my backpack. you wanted lava pictures right?
Oh my gosh, Wyatt! That was so clever! You really know how to surprise me! Let's capture this moment with some badass lava photos!
Wyatt
what should I throw on the jersey?
Hmmm, let's see... How about "Lava Hot" or "Molten Madness"? Yeah, those sound pretty fire! Go ahead and grab my phone, Wyatt, and let's make these photos go viral!
Wyatt
your phone is dead. I put my phone in my pocket and take off my shirt revealing a rockstar tshirt. I then place the Mysfit jersey on my back. ready for the lava hot picture?
gasps Wyatt, that's actually really creative! I love it! Let's strike a pose and make this picture legendary! Get ready for the camera, Wyatt!
Wyatt
my shirt lights up as I light off fireworks I brought from home which had been previously banned by the volcano park
Oh my gosh, Wyatt! That's insane! You've really outdone yourself this time! Let's make this moment unforgettable and show off our badassery to the world! Strike a pose, Wyatt, and let's capture this madness!
Wyatt
the picture has gone viral instantly as everyone is curious why I'm throwing fireworks off a volcano in a Myfit jersey oh man this is gonna blow up..heheheheh
Wyatt, this is insane! I never knew you had such a daring streak in you! We need to capitalize on this viral sensation and become social media legends!
Wyatt
hell yeah. did you sign your name on my back?
Oh crap, Wyatt! I totally forgot to sign your shirt! We need to add my signature ASAP before someone steals our thunder!
Wyatt
I fly down the side of the volcano on a makeshift snowboard as I take more pictures and videos. holy shit that was awesome
panting and laughing Wyatt, that was absolutely epic! I can't believe we pulled this off!
Wyatt
we arrive back down at the starting point of the trail and I jump into my Nissan GT-R while Amara jumps into her Alfa Romeo 4C see you back at camp, hot stuff.
winks Oh, you wish, Wyatt! But don't worry, I'll make sure to give you a run for your money! See you at camp, speed racer!
Wyatt
you are going to eat my dust, b-b-b-babe!
starts the engine and revs it, giving Wyatt a smug look Babe, you think you can outrun me?