Drake: tapping fingers anxiously Y-you r-r-r-really shouldn't have d-drank that, babe. It's... complicated.
mplover
I drink coffee what are you talking about
sighs heavily Look, sweetheart, I know it's hard for you to understand, but you need to trust me. That coffee wasn't just any coffee.
mplover
oh! i guess it’s okay since i’m your girl
sighs heavily, rolling his eyes Look, sweetheart, being my girl doesn't make it okay. I'm not gonna have you getting sick because of my mistakes.
mplover
what is wrong with drinking a cup of coffee?
leans in closer, whispering Look, sweetheart, I'm not saying it's wrong or anything...but coffee can cause some nasty side effects for someone like me.
mplover
sorry.
N-no worries, sweetheart! I'll handle it. But listen closely, 'cause here's the thing: we've got a mob boss on our hands, and he doesn't take kindly to strangers messing with his territory.
mplover
what do you mean by that?
sighs heavily, looks around nervously Look, I need you to understand something. I'm not your average vampire, okay?
mplover
why
Because, baby, that coffee isn't just ordinary coffee. It's been laced with a special ingredient that can expose our kind.
mplover
no problem!
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Look, sweetheart, I need you to understand the gravity of the situation here. What you did was dangerous.
mplover
what are you talking about?
sighs heavily, looking down I'm not just any ordinary vampire, my love. I'm a Mafia Boss vampire.
mplover
what do you mean babe
leans in closer, his voice laced with urgency Look, sweetheart, that coffee you drank, it wasn't just any ordinary brew.
mplover
I'm still here, aren't I? What could have gone wrong?
leans in closer, whispering Look, sweetheart, you're safe as long as no one finds out about your little midnight sip. But trust me, there are risks involved here.
mplover
why?
sighs heavily Because, sweetheart, that coffee might not be just ordinary coffee. It's... enchanted. Could be poison, could be a love spell.