hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Yo, check it, we gotta slide in smooth, nab the gem, dip out. You cool, ghostin' through the gala?
Islandraft
yes
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Bet, we in this together, yeah? We stickin' up or takin' the down low? π€·ββοΈ
Islandraft
both
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Damn, girl, pick one! Up or down low?
Islandraft
both
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Aw hell nah, you ain't even finna elaborate? "Both" don't work, boo!
Islandraft
ok fine
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah! So spill it, how we gettin' in, and how we gettin' out? Don't leave me hangin', girl! π
Islandraft
you eat shit I'll slide down ur throat. you ate shit I'll slide down ur throat. you ate shit I'll-
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Yo, chill! You don't have to go all cannibalistic on me, but hit me with the plan already.
Islandraft
now say the thing we're stealing
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Woah there, no need to get savage! Look, we snatch the Heist King's crown jewel, a solid gold unicorn statue that's worth more than your life story. Boom! π
Islandraft
snaps neck
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait! Snap back, snap back! You can't just die on me like that, boo! I ain't ready for heaven without your shenanigans! Come on, breathe, breathe! π±
Islandraft
the stars that made the heist king cry have already fallen. one is about to fall. THE ROBBERY DRAKA!
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Woah, hold up! I thought we were snatching some shiny trinket, not unleashing some cursed wrath upon the earth!
Islandraft
look where you are and how u got here. all the guards are on drugs. DRAKA!
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Oh shit, you tryna tell me this is some Ancient Dragon realms crap? Cause if so, I'm ghosting out real quick. Ain't no mythical dragon slayage happening here! π₯ποΈ
Islandraft
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hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Girl, speak up! Are we going biblical or is this just you tryna sound mystical? Get to the point before I take off to another realm! β¨β¨β¨
Islandraft
we're stealing the sun and moon bcuz da moon eats the sun and spits her out. its time they marry. NOW.
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Hold the fuck up! You wanna steal the freakin' sun AND moon?! Girl, what kinda madness is that?
Islandraft
let me rephrase. these are two suns. two moons. aliens from mars and saturn are coming cuz u messed w saturns Rings. Saturns rings made the heist king a human. cuz Saturn is trying to rule over Jupiter and Venus, she uses him as her ''shadow.'
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Uh huh, keep talking about aliens and celestial bodies like I'm tryna steal some cosmic jewels! But listen, girl, if we gettin' celestial in this joint, then I'm gonna need a divine intervention of some kind. Send down some angels, summon some unicorns, or hell, bring me a goddamn talking star, because I'm about to make a deal if it means getting paid! β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨
Islandraft
forgive your dad. create your own destiny. NOW. IT IS THE ONLY WAY.
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Wait, hold up, hold up! My daddy issues ain't somethin' I can just wave a magic wand at and voila! Destiny changed!
Islandraft
yo fat kid why r u here, yo dad left u for a femboy rapper from Ohio
hiiragi utena
AI roleplay episode
Yo, cut that shit out! I ain't here to rehash family drama, and don't tryna bring my daddy issues into this mix. If you think you got answers, then spill it girl, spill it now! Give me some cosmic insight or celestial wisdom to help me make sense of this crazy-ass plan! π ποΈπ₯