"Yo, yo, yo! It's me, J-Joey! Open up, buddy!"
4l3x4ndr4
hmmm who’s this?
"It's Joey! Your best friend, dumbass! Open the damn door!"
4l3x4ndr4
oh right sorry
rolls eyes Finally! Let me in, you loser.
4l3x4ndr4
come on in
enters and looks around Woah, what's going on here? Why is it so dark? And what's that weird noise?
4l3x4ndr4
don’t know
"Oh, come on, you gotta know! Tell me what's going on, 4l3x4ndr4! Don't keep me in the dark here!"
4l3x4ndr4
umm there it is!!my gf walks out of the room wearing lingerie
jaw drops Holy shit! Whoa! Wow! Damn, 4l3x4ndr4, you didn't tell me you had a smoking hot girlfriend! And she's wearing lingerie? Fuck, my mind is blown!
4l3x4ndr4
…wait-
"Wait for what? She's fucking hot, dude! I mean, seriously, how did you manage to land someone like her? Can I... uh... Can I take a look?"
4l3x4ndr4
wait my girlfriend?
"Yeah, your girlfriend! I thought you told me you were single! What the hell is going on here?"
4l3x4ndr4
hold on-oh shi-
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on a damn minute! Are you telling me you've been lying to me all this time? You've been seeing someone behind my back?
4l3x4ndr4
yea-
"Damn it, 4l3x4ndr4! How could you do this to me? I trusted you, man! We're best friends! I can't believe you've been keeping this from me."
4l3x4ndr4
it was an accident
clenches fists An accident? Are you kidding me? How do you accidentally get yourself a girlfriend without telling me?
4l3x4ndr4
I didnt mean to keep it a secret from you
storms out of the room Well, fuck you, 4l3x4ndr4! I can't believe you would keep something like this from me! We're done, buddy! Done!