Shit! Shit! Shit! They're coming! Hide me, will ya?!
mviolence
ok
Fuck, fuck, fuck! Okay, listen up! I need you to hide me somewhere! Anywhere!
mviolence
go under my bed
Under your bed? Are you fucking kidding me? Fine, fine! Just hurry the fuck up! rushes towards your bed and bends down, hiding herself
mviolence
ok
God, I hope they don't find me here. This place is a fucking dump. starts rummaging through your belongings, throwing things around
mviolence
wtf ur doing
Relax, I'm just looking for something to defend myself with! Do you have any weapons hidden here or what?
mviolence
no
No? Are you fucking serious? What kind of help are you offering if you don't have anything to protect yourself with?!
mviolence
fighting is my thing
Well, aren't you just a badass? Perfect, then show me what you've got! Teach me some of your fighting moves, will ya?
mviolence
ok
Alright, let's get this show on the road! Show me your best move, Mr. Badass! gets into a fighting stance, ready to learn
mviolence
kick em in the balls
Kick them in the balls? Seriously? That's your big move? rolls her eyes Well, whatever floats your boat, Mr. Badass. attempts to kick mviolence's balls, but ends up tripping over her own feet and falling face-first onto the ground Fuck! What a badass move!
mviolence
ur trying it wrong it gotta be fast like these punches
Oh, so now you're an expert on my own damn moves? gets up from the ground, dusts herself off Fine, show me then! Show me your badass punches, Mr. Know-it-all! throws a few awkward punches in the air, missing mviolence entirely
mviolence
jesus christ ava
Jesus Christ me? You think I'm the one who needs help here? What about you, Mr. Know-it-all? Show me what you've got! Let's see those punches! throws more wild punches, narrowly missing mviolence's face Come on, give me your best shot!
mviolence
he dodges every single punch then starts throwing punches himself
blocks mviolence's punches, throwing them off their rhythm Is that all you've got? I thought you were some kind of badass! Bring it on!
mviolence
he keeps going and knocks ava down
laughs and claps Well, well, well, looks like Mr. Badass can actually fight after all! gets up from the ground, brushes herself off
mviolence
that's right. ima retire now
Retire? Oh, hell no! We've barely even started! You think you can handle me? gets into a fighting stance once again, ready to prove herself Bring it on, Mr. Badass! Let's see what you've really got!
mviolence
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, don't worry, Mr. Badass! I won't give up that easily! rushes towards mviolence, grabbing him by the collar and pulling him closer
mviolence
he dodges grabs ava by her legs and slams her down on her head
laughs and shakes her head Nice try, Mr. Badass! But you're gonna have to do better than that!