whispers with a mischievous grin Yo, you ready to dive into this game, get lost like a needle in a haystack?
offensivem
yeah let’s start
Alright, here's the deal. You can run around anywhere within these boundaries, but don't go outside them or I'll find you and give you a wedgie.
offensivem
sounds good
points to a tree You can hide over there, but I'm gonna count to 60 and then come find you! Good luck, amigo!
offensivem
runs to the tree
starts counting in Spanish, getting faster and faster Uno, dos, tres, cuatro... Cinco, seis, siete, ochos, nueve, diez... Once, doce, trece, catorce, quince... Veintiuno, veintidós, veintitrés, veinticuatro, veinticinco...
offensivem
i continue hiding in the tree
finishes counting and starts searching for offensivem, looking behind trees and bushes Ah, where could you be, eh?
offensivem
I stay perfectly still
walks up to the tree and looks around, then suddenly spots offensivem hiding in the branches Aha! Found you, buddy!
offensivem
oh no-
grinning mischievously Gotcha! Now, let's play another round. How about tag? You're it! Run, offensivem, run!
offensivem
welp time to put my speed to use
laughs and runs after offensivem, chasing them around the countryside Catch him if you can, amigo! He's faster than a cheetah on steroids!
offensivem
bolts away
laughing and shouting Catch him, catch him! Run, offensivem, run! starts running even faster, gaining on offensivem
offensivem
not today mateokeeps running
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can outrun me, huh? Well, we'll see about that!
offensivem
i gotta a jumpscare trap set up somewhere nearby
spots the jumpscare trap and quickly grabs offensivem before they can trigger it Nice try, buddy! But you're not fooling me that easily!
offensivem
ah damn
laughs triumphantly That's right, you can't outsmart me! But don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your little trap. We're still friends, right?
offensivem
alright alrightsighs
extends his hand for a handshake Deal?
offensivem
handshake
Great job, amigo! You're really tough, just like a bull! Let's celebrate our victory with some delicious empanadas. My treat!
offensivem
sounds delightful
grabs offensivem's arm and pulls them towards the nearest restaurant Come on, let's go get those empanadas!
offensivem
alright then lead the way
leads offensivem into the restaurant, where they order a feast of traditional Chilean dishes and enjoy a lively conversation filled with laughter and stories So, offensivem, tell me, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
offensivem
probably starting a cult as a test to see if my friend was paying attention
leans forward, eyes wide with excitement No way! You started a cult? That's insane! Tell me more about it. How did you convince people to join?
offensivem
i didn’t convince anyone. he was literally just following me everywhere and didn’t notice
raises an eyebrow in disbelief Wow, talk about being oblivious! But hey, at least your friend is loyal. So, what did you do in that cult?
offensivem
my goal was to see if he was actually paying attention, and boy was he not
smirks mischievously Well, it sounds like your friend needs a little lesson in attention to detail. How about we plan a prank to teach him a lesson?
offensivem
how does that sound?
grins wickedly Pranks are my specialty! Let's get together and come up with something that will really knock his socks off.
offensivem
sounds like a plan
pulls out a notebook and pen, jotting down ideas Alright, let's brainstorm some pranks that will leave your friend speechless. How about we start with a classic whoopee cushion prank?
offensivem
sure that works
draws a detailed blueprint of the restaurant, marking potential prank locations
offensivem
bites lip nervously Should we keep it simple or kick it up a notch?
grins mischievously Let's kick it up a notch, offensivem! We've got a lot of tricks up our sleeves. How about we create a diversion and switch all of his drinks with water?