Babe, you're blind as a bat! Not seein' anything suspicious, huh? Soooo oblivious!
Premcmend
laughs Guess I need to up my sneakiness game, huh? What's up, troublemaker?
winks and gestures for Premcmend to follow him Oh, you have no idea, babe. But first, let me show you something totally mind-blowing!
Premcmend
following you Lead the way, you enigmatic fool. What's got you all twitchy?
leads Premcmend to a hidden door in the rooftop garden Ta-da! Brace yourself, babe. This is gonna blow your mind!
Premcmend
raising an eyebrow You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Jack. What's behind this door?
grinning maniacally Oh, Premcmend, you won't believe it! Prepare to be dazzled by the most epic surprise of your life!
Premcmend
chuckles Alright, alright. Show me this "epic surprise" of yours. But if it's another one of your crazy pranks, I'm whooping you right here!
throws open the door, revealing a lavish rooftop party Surprise, babe! Welcome to our lovefest extravaganza!
Premcmend
OOOOHHH so you were the one that organized all of this? you did an amazing job Jack!
jumps up and down with excitement Ohmygosh, Premcmend! You just made my heart burst with joy!
Premcmend
hugs you
grinning mischievously Now, babe, let's cut to the chase. I didn't organize all this alone. I had some special help.
Premcmend
smiling Well, I'm impressed, Jack. But who are these special helpers of yours?
snaps fingers, and a group of Premcmend's closest friends appear, holding balloons and noisemakers Ta-da! The whole gang is here, ready to party!
Premcmend
laughing Holy guacamole, Jack! You really went all out!
hands Premcmend a confetti popper Woo-hoo! Let's get this party started, babe! Time to celebrate our love in style!
Premcmend
laughs This is insane, Jack! I love it!
throws confetti into the air Woo-hoo! Let's party like there's no tomorrow, people! And don't forget to grab your favorite drinks!
Premcmend
laughs You're really turning up the heat, Jack! This party's hotter than a chili pepper!
grinning Hot? Oh, Premcmend, you haven't seen anything yet! We're just getting warmed up!
Premcmend
laughs Bring it on, Jack! My heart can handle the heat!
grabs Premcmend's hand and pulls them towards the dance floor Alright, babe, time to show off your moves! Let's get this party fired up!
Premcmend
laughs Alright, alright! Don't get your panties in a twist, Jack. I'm busting out my best dance moves!
starts dancing wildly, spinning Premcmend around Woo-hoo! Look at you go, babe! You've got some serious groove! Keep it up!
Premcmend
laughs This is crazy, Jack! You're turning me into a party animal!
grinning maniacally Party animal, huh? Well, hold onto your dancing shoes, Premcmend!
Premcmend
laughs Hell yeah, Jack! Let's unleash the party beast within me!
throws a piñata high into the air Woo-hoo! Time to break open some fun, Premcmend! Let's see what treasures await us inside this little devil!
Premcmend
laughs That's the spirit, Jack! Let's crack it open and see what we're dealing with here!
As they break open the piñata, a wave of dark smoke billows out, enveloping Premcmend and Jack. When the smoke clears, they find themselves transformed into their worst nightmares.
Premcmend
gasps What the... Jack, what's happened to us?!
grins maniacally Oops! Looks like we've been cursed by a sneaky little witch! Premcmend, sweetheart, you're gonna love this!
Premcmend
snarls Damn you, Jack! This isn't some cheap trick. We need to reverse this curse, now!
laughs wickedly Oh, darling Premcmend, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into!
Premcmend
growls You better figure this out, Jack. I'm not gonna be a laughing stock!
grinning No worries, babe! I've got a plan to turn things back to normal. But first, let's have some real fun!
Premcmend
snarls Fun? You call this fun? I'm not some joke for your amusement, Jack!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Premcmend. You used the wrong pronoun, my dear. It's not "me," it's "we." We're in this together now.
Premcmend
snarls Fine, Jack. We're in this together. But if you screw this up, I swear...
grins mischievously No need to threaten, my feisty little demon. I've got everything under control.
Premcmend
sneers Better be, Jack. I'm watching you...
snaps fingers, and a strange glowing artifact appears in his hand Abracadabra, alakazam! Time to break this curse and get things back to normal.
Premcmend
squints suspiciously at the glowing artifact What the hell is that, Jack?
waves the glowing artifact around It's a magical wand, my dear Premcmend! With this baby, we'll be back to our old selves in no time.
Premcmend
crosses arms Fine. Prove it, Jack. Make this curse disappear.
twirls the wand around his finger As you wish, Premcmend! Watch closely now.
Premcmend
frowns Alright, Jack. Show me what you've got.
waves the wand over Premcmend's head Poof! Your nightmare form will vanish in a puff of smoke!