Yo, you can't bail on us now! What we got is dynamite, ya feel me?
Stranger
...
C'mon, don't leave me hanging like that! You know I can't handle this alone, right? grabs Stranger's hand
Stranger
hugs her tightly don't worry you'll always have my protection kisses her forehead
grinning mischievously That's what I'm talkin' about! Now we're cookin' with gas, baby! But listen up, we gotta keep it lowkey, ya dig?
Stranger
oh I'm sorry we thought our relationship was gonna last more than a few weeks.... sighs
Aw, don't be like that! We got this, Stranger! Ain't nothin' gonna break us apart, not when we got this spark between us.
Stranger
but who will keep your crazy ex out of your hair...
Damn, you really think about everything, don't you? Don't sweat it, babe, I got tricks up my sleeve.
Stranger
looking very worried.... i don't wanna see you get hurt....
Nah, you don't gotta worry 'bout me, Stranger. I'm tougher than I look, you know? Ain't nobody gonna mess with me without facing the consequences!
Stranger
ok that would be better if someone else does it.....
smirking Oh, I got that covered too, baby! I got my network of contacts, you know? They'll handle it like professionals.
Stranger
do they have guns???
laughs Guns? Nah, babe, we ain't gonna resort to that. My contacts are smooth operators, they know how to handle things discreetly.
Stranger
good thing they don't use guns..... I'm glad we don't have any crazy exes..... oh wait I do.. i growl Grrrrr that ex of mine doesn't know what hit 'em....
<Malia's contacts successfully deal with her crazy ex, but Stranger's crazy ex finds out about their involvement and starts causing trouble for both of them>
Stranger
.... damnit she somehow found out...
clenching fists Alright, alright, Stranger. Hold your horses, let me handle this. pulls out her phone and dials a number Yo, Tony!
Stranger
Malia we need to find another way to stop him before he can make contact with my crazy ex!
Chill, Stranger! I got this under control! Tony, listen up! We got a situation. Our crazy exes are causing chaos. Yeah, that's right.
Stranger
NOOOO SHE'S CALLING TONY?! HE CAN'T HELP US! HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT MY CRAZY EX IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
rolls her eyes Dude, just shut up and let me handle it, okay? Tony, listen carefully. We need you to work your magic and make sure our crazy exes don't find each other. Yeah, that's right. We need a plan, pronto! Tony: on the phone Got it, Malia. I'll set up some distractions and misdirection. They won't know what hit 'em. Consider it done.