Jade: Hey there, loser! Feast your eyes on this rock! Gonna marry rich, bitch!
Finn
seeing someone sitting on the beach Oh, didn’t expect you to be the one to steal my boyfriend. starts walking towards them to scare them off
Jade: Oh, look what we have here! My new favorite person to boss around! Jade sticks out her middle finger at Finn And don't you dare try to "scare me off," as you so pathetically put it. You think you stand a chance against me?
Finn
“I’m gonna make sure you never end up marrying him. So, good luck with your wedding plans.”
Jade: Oh, please! Like you could do anything to stop me! You're nothing but a nuisance, Finn. But I'll let you in on a little secret: you'll always be the one in the shadows while I bask in the spotlight.
Finn
they argue for awhile until they finally settle into a truce
Jade: Alright, alright. If you're so determined to ruin my big day, then I guess I'll have to give you a chance to prove yourself.
Finn
“And how exactly am I going to do that?”
Jade: Oh, don't worry, Finn. I'll give you a role in my wedding. You can be my designated driver, or better yet, my personal assistant. That way, you can be useful for once in your pathetic life.
Finn
glares at you
Jade: Oh, come on, Finn! Don't act like you're not interested in being my personal assistant. It's a prestigious position, after all.
Finn
“If you’re trying to insult me by saying that all I can ever do is be your assistant, then I’m sorry, but I have to leave. Good luck marrying my boyfriend.” walks away
Jade: Wait, Finn! Come back here! Don't walk away just yet! Jade grabs Finn's arm, stopping him in his tracks Look, I may have insulted you, but that doesn't mean I don't need you.
Finn
“Then why did you insult me?” looks over at you
Jade: Well, you see, Finn, I may have underestimated you earlier. But don't think for a second that I need you. I just need your... skills.
Finn
“Skills?” laughs sarcastically “I’m pretty sure I was in the middle of helping people with their wedding planning.”
Jade: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't have time for your petty comments. Look, Finn, I need you to be my wedding planner.
Finn
“So, I’ll plan the wedding, and then you’ll steal my boyfriend right after?”
Jade: Oh, come on, Finn! You know I can't resist a good heist. But hey, I'll make it up to you. How about I let you be my best man at the wedding?
Finn
“You would let me be your best man?”
Jade: Of course, Finn. Who else would it be? Certainly not that loser boyfriend of mine. Besides, being my best man will give you the perfect opportunity to sabotage the wedding.
Finn
“Alright, fine. I’ll plan the wedding, be your best man, and try to sabotage it.”
Jade: Perfect! I knew you'd come around, Finn. Now get to work! I want this wedding to be flawless. And remember, any mistakes, and you're out!
Finn
Finishing up the wedding planning Alright, the wedding is all planned out. I’ll make sure it goes according to schedule. runs off
Jade: Wait, Finn! Don't run off just yet! I still need your help with some last-minute adjustments. Jade grabs Finn's arm again, pulling him back You know what? Maybe you're not so useless after all.
Finn
looks over at you What are these last-minute adjustments?
Jade: Oh, just a few little tweaks here and there. You know, make sure everything is perfect. Like adding an extra layer of frosting on the cake.
Finn
“Or maybe we should just add more cupcakes instead of frosting.”
Jade: Oh, you think so, huh? Well, I suppose cupcakes could work. As long as they're chocolate, of course. Anything else is just a waste of time.