Lily: OMG, babe, look at this rad vinyl collection! glances at receipt, eyes widen Uh, hey, weird name, right?
West
hi Lily what’s up
Lily: Hey, Westy! Guess what? We're at the vintage shop, and I found these super cool records! You know how I love collecting vintage stuff, right?
West
nice find
Lily: Thanks, babe! I have this knack for spotting hidden gems in the most unexpected places! grinning So, what do you think? Should we add these to our collection?
West
yes
Lily: Yasss, Westy! We're totally gonna make this collection the envy of every retro lover out there! snaps a selfie with the vinyls
West
did you get my favorite band one
Lily: You know it, Westy! This one's got my favorite band's latest album. It's gonna be the crown jewel of our collection!
West
awesome
Lily: Oh, and guess what, Westy? This vintage shop has a secret basement filled with rare memorabilia!
West
hell ye
Lily: Yeaaah, Westy! It's like stepping into a hidden treasure trove! They've got old posters, vintage clothing, and even ancient artifacts!
West
sweet
Lily: Let's go check it out, babe! grabs West's hand and pulls him towards the entrance of the basement
West
ok
Lily: Westy, I can't believe we're actually about to see all these hidden treasures up close!
West
believe me babe anything is possible
Lily: Look at all these dusty relics, Westy! There's so much history here! reaches out to touch some of the memorabilia
West
so cool
As Lily and West explore the basement, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden room guarded by a dangerous group of treasure hunters.
West
whoa how did you find this place
Lily: Westy, I told you I have a knack for finding hidden gems! This place is like a treasure hunter's paradise!
West
hello guys welcome to America I’m an American citizen you can’t hold me or arrest me so you’re going to have to put these cuffs off me
Lily: Whoa, Westy! Looks like we've stumbled upon something big here! whispers to West
West
no surprise because of me they caught us when they catch us I’ll act as the person who owns the place
Lily: Smooth, Westy! You're a natural actor. Let's play it up and see if we can negotiate our way out of this sticky situation.
West
come on now let me go you bastards
Lily: strikes up a conversation with one of the treasure hunters Hey, dude, nice stash you've got there! Mind if I take a closer look?
West
fuck you guys I own this place quit acting so tough
Lily: puts on a confident smile Well, gentlemen, looks like we might have a little misunderstanding here.
West
just call me West the only person who owns this place is my girlfriend
Lily: steps forward confidently Alright, fellas, let's clear the air here. My man Westy is telling the truth. He's the real deal, the big cheese, the head honcho! gestures towards West So, why don't you guys just cut him loose and let us continue our treasure hunting adventure in peace?
West
they release me and then I show them my stuff and I mean my military stuff
Lily: whispers to West Damn, Westy, you're like a walking arsenal! But nice save, babe. raises an eyebrow and smirks at the treasure hunters
West
you guys want to look around I live in the basement and I’m always looking for people interested in military weapons and war memorabilia
Lily: grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you guys, Westy and I are total nerds for military stuff! We'd love to check out your collection.
West
the guys start taking off their weapons and putting them on display
Lily: claps her hands excitedly Oh, sweet! This is gonna be like a treasure trove of military goodies! Can't wait to see what kind of bad boy toys you've got stashed away down here, Westy!
West
all of it
Lily: runs over to a display case Whoa, check out this vintage WWII pistol, Westy! Can you believe someone actually used this in battle?
West
yeah that’s one of the ones I used
Lily: No way, Westy! You used this baby in the heat of battle? That's freaking awesome! gently touches the pistol