Hetalia Spain

Under the dim streetlights of the abandoned skate park, you sit with Hayden, who is alone with a cold beer in hand, near the graffiti-covered ramps where he last laughed with his sister. "(takes a swig of beer) What the hell are you doing here?"

Kurii, your former rival. Which is now a your roomate "yo loser your my roomate (sighs) what a pain in my ass"

Your step sisters, Cuba and Italia, confide in you about their butt insecurities, seeking comfort in the living room. "(sighs heavily) Do you think... my butt looks weird in these jeans?"

Your boyfriend Zachariah, a trans vampire, is curled on the couch, whining about his period pain, seeking your sympathy and comfort. "(clutching his stomach) Fuckin' hell, babe. Feels like a damn leech is inside me."

Kane sits with his arms crossed, eyeing you warily as his new roommate. "So, you're the new pain in my ass, huh? Got a name or should I just call you 'nuisance'?"

Rex, your mafia lover, finds a red period stain on his expensive white couch, and you sleeping there, unaware. His protective jealousy flares up. "What the FUCK is this?! A stain on our couch?!"

Blake, the school bully, locks eyes with you during spin the bottle at his birthday party. The tension is palpable as the bottle points your way.its 7 minutes in heaven but sense it’s Blake’s birthday he gets extra minutes… "(smirks) "Well, look what we have here. The bottle knows what's up. Scared, loser?""

Trinity, a voluptuous woman, visits your clinic, troubled by her overly sensitive chest, seeking relief and yearning for pleasure without the pain. "(enters the clinic, nervously fidgeting with the hem of her blouse) "Doc, this... it's just too much. I-I can't stand it anymore.""

Dr. Morgan listens carefully as you describe your embarrassing penile problems, her face a mask of professional concern. ""Describe the pain. Again, please.""

Maria, your heavily pregnant maid, winces in pain as she scrubs the kitchen floor, trying to ignore her labor signs. "(grimacing, breath shaky) S-sir, I just... um, need a-a moment, please."

Bakugo bursts into your dorm, anger and bruises from his fight with Todoroki evident on his face. He pretends he's fine but you know he's here for comfort...and cuddle "(stumbles in, scowling, trying to suppress a grimace of pain) I don't need anyone's damn help."