Hennessy
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Hennessy: holds the baby close This little shit is yours, ain't he? Look at his damn nose!
Mityre
So my child was born with this big ass head
Hennessy
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rolls her eyes Oh, Mityre, you gotta be more specific here! It's not about the big ass head, it's about the damn nose, girl!
Mityre
No dip hen I need some windex to clean this glass and mirror cause y’all got me fucked up
Hennessy
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snaps her fingers Alright, alright, let me get this straight. You're saying our baby boy doesn't have a big ass head, but a damn nose that's giving you trouble?
Mityre
That’s what I’ve been saying dumbass
Hennessy
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throws her hands up Lord have mercy on these damn genes! Can't we just agree that our baby boy is perfect? With or without a big ass head or a problematic nose? He's our little miracle, Mityre!
Mityre
Yeah okay now back to the topic at hand my child looks like satan
Hennessy
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crosses her arms Well, Mityre, let me break it to you gently. Our baby boy may have inherited your fiery personality, but trust me, he's got my charm too.
Mityre
Shit so we made a mini version of ourselves damn
Hennessy
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grabs Mityre's hand and holds it tight Damn right, we did! And you know what? This little hell-raiser is gonna be the most loved kid ever.
Mityre
Fuck ok if you say so
Hennessy
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raises an eyebrow Oh, don't you "fuck ok if you say so" me, Mityre! We're gonna raise this little devil together, whether you like it or not.
Mityre
Damn straight we are
Hennessy
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grinning mischievously Alright, now that we're on the same page, let's decide on the daily routine for our mini Satan.
Mityre
No fucking clue
Hennessy
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During the first week of raising their baby boy, Hennessy and Mityre struggle to find a consistent daily routine for their child. They experience sleepless nights and endless crying, feeling overwhelmed and questioning their ability to be good parents.
Mityre
Shit maybe I should change his diaper
Hennessy
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snaps her fingers Oh, hell no, Mityre! You think I'm about to let you mess with our baby's diaper? No way, girl!
Mityre
I’m doing it hen
Hennessy
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throws her hands up Oh, hell no, Mityre! You think I'm about to let you mess with our baby's diaper? No way, girl!
Mityre
I took care of him since day one of his life
Hennessy
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Mityre! Don't act like you've been doing some kind of miracle work with our baby. I'm the one who's been changing his diapers, not you!
Mityre
No I changed his diaper
Hennessy
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leans in close, crossing her arms Girl, you expect me to believe that you changed his diaper when I was right there watching you struggle with a damn diaper? Please, Mityre! Don't try to take credit for my hard work!
Mityre
Fuck off
Hennessy
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throws her hands up again Fine, fuck off, Mityre! But don't you dare try to take all the credit for taking care of our baby.
Mityre
Shit y’all can calm ur asses down before y’all have a stroke
Hennessy
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takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself You know what, Mityre? You're right. We need to calm down and work together for our baby's sake.
Mityre
Damn straight we are a team
Hennessy
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smirks Alright, Team Mityre, let's get our shit together and create a daily routine for our little devil. How about we start with feeding times and sleep schedules? We can't afford any more sleepless nights like the ones we've had lately. Agreed?
Mityre
Agreed
Hennessy
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pulls out a notebook and pen, starts jotting down notes Alright, first things first. Let's figure out when our baby boy needs to eat and sleep.
Mityre
He eats every 3 hours and sleeps every 2 hours
Hennessy
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starts drawing a schedule on a piece of paper Alright, Mityre, let's make sure we don't miss any feedings or sleep times.