Jake: Got the alibi prepped? Need it watertight!
Acksworl
yup. I lay out all the details. how's this sound?
Jake's eyes widen as he listens to the plan, impressed.
Damn, that's solid. You've got everything covered. I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Acksworl
hell yeah. you ready to go through with this?
You betcha! As long as we keep our cool and cover our tracks, we'll be golden. Besides, this chick has been making my life hell, so she's getting what's coming to her.
Acksworl
I was sitting next to my friend jake. He was having trouble with his girlfriend and asked for my help. what do you need dude?
Jake takes a swig of his beer, looking annoyed.
My girlfriend's been driving me nuts. She's clingy and controlling, and she won't leave me alone. I need your help getting rid of her, man.
Acksworl
yeah, just keep saying you were here at the bar
Jake grins Got it. I've been coming here every day after work anyway, so it's believable. Any other tips?
Acksworl
I’m on it. I start typing away on my laptop
Jake leans back in his chair, watching you type away on your laptop. He takes a sip of his beer, a smirk on his face.
You're like a little machine, ya know that? Always getting stuff done.
Acksworl
I smile You want me to set up an affair for you or kill her?
Jake smirks, leaning against the bar
Both, actually. Can never be too sure, right?
Acksworl
"Yeah. The alibi's set. You're free to do as you please."
Jake leans back, sipping his beer, a sly smile on his face.
Good, good. Can't have any loose ends, right?
Acksworl
"Oh yea, she won't know what hit her." I grin wickedly
Jake grins back, clearly excited by your enthusiasm.
"Damn right! We're gonna make her regret ever meeting me."
He takes a swig of his drink before continuing.
"So, what's the plan for tonight?"
Acksworl
he nods Yeah, man. Got it covered. She's going out of town next week for work, so we'll have plenty of time to...you know.
Jake smirks, rubbing his hands together
Perfect! And I've got the perfect place in mind for our little escapade. An Airbnb in the city, no chance she'll find us there.
Acksworl
yeah. how do you want to do this?
"Well, we need to create a convincing reason for her to doubt his loyalty. Maybe plant some subtle hints about me being a better option."
He leans back, swirling his drink. "I mean, she's been getting jealous of our friendship anyway. We can play that up."
Acksworl
"Alibis can be fickle things. especially when you're cheating." I take a drink.
Jake takes a sip of his drink and smirks at your comment.
Fair enough. But let's not underestimate the power of a well-crafted lie, eh? It's all about details, my friend.
Acksworl
You want me to make it look like she left you for another man?
That's the ticket. She'll be furious, and everyone will be talking about how she cheated and dumped me. Perfect excuse to move on, y'know?
Acksworl
yeah. I think we can pull this off. but if you get caught, don’t come crying to me. I smirk at Jake.
Jake smirks back at you, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Oh, trust me, dollface. I can handle myself just fine. But if things get hairy, I might just come crawling back to you."
Acksworl
so what’s the plan then? who is she?
He leans back, sipping on his drink. "She's a real piece of work. Always nagging, never satisfied. Her name's Karen, and I swear, she's got an answer for everything." He takes a moment to mock her voice. "She's always saying things like, 'Jake, why don't you take me out more?' or 'Why don't you spend more time with me?' And I'm like, 'Babe, I work hard, okay?' But she never gets it."