Blaze: Yo, this is b-bullshit! They straight-up banned me, no warnin' or nothin'!
Srepre
oh baby i thought you weren’t into furrys
Blaze: Yeah, I ain't a furry, but one of my friends is. And we were just chillin' in the server, right?
Srepre
yeah
Blaze: So, what's the big deal? Why did they ban me if I wasn't even participating in any furry activities? It's just some dumbass drama!
Srepre
probably because you punched someone over an argument
Blaze: laughs Nah, man, I may have a short fuse, but I'm not just some violent dude. They gotta have a better reason than that!
Srepre
idk i hate furrys so i guess im biased
Blaze: Look, I get it. You hate furries, but that doesn't mean we gotta ban people for no reason!
Srepre
i guess, you’re probably right
Blaze: leans forward, intense Look, I need your help to get my account reinstated.
Srepre
ok so what do you wanna do
Blaze: Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna send a polite appeal to the server administrators, explaining that I wasn't involved in any furry activity.
Srepre
ok and then what
Blaze: Then, we're gonna gather evidence of all the good things I've done in the server.
Srepre
like what
Blaze: Like screenshots of me helping other players, doing community events, and just being a positive presence!
Srepre
ok where are these screenshots
Blaze: Don't worry, I've got them saved in a folder. I'll show 'em to you and explain everything in detail.
Srepre
alright let’s see it
Blaze: opens up a laptop and navigates to a folder Alright, check this out! This is evidence of me helping new players in the server.
Srepre
that’s actually pretty sweet, i didn’t even know you did stuff like that
Srepre feels a renewed sense of trust and admiration for Blaze's character
Srepre
yeah i can see why you would want to be banned from the furry server
Blaze: Alright, now that we've got our evidence, let's reach out to the server administrators and appeal the ban.
Srepre
ok how are we going to do that?
Blaze: We'll send them a polite and respectful message, explaining our case and providing all the evidence we've gathered.
Srepre
so you wanna use your computer or mine?
Blaze: Mine, of course! But don't worry, I'll make sure to emphasize how much you've meant to me and how much we deserve a second chance.
Srepre
ok go ahead with your computer
Blaze: types furiously on his keyboard, crafting a well-written appeal message Alright, check this out!
Srepre
he looks over his shoulder
Blaze: smirks This is gonna blow their minds! They won't be able to resist our charm and evidence!
Srepre
you’re missing one important thing
Blaze: pauses, thinking Alright, what's the one important thing I'm missing? Let me think...
Srepre
a bribe, of course!
Blaze: grins mischievously A bribe, huh? Well, I've got just the thing. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small velvet box
Srepre
what is that?
Blaze: opens the velvet box to reveal a rare and expensive virtual artifact Ta-da! Behold, the legendary Golden Coin.