rolls eyes This shit's bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Gotta slam through this work, though. How you holdin' up?
Talketer
...what?
Look, Talketer, don't go all spaced out on me. Just tell me what you're thinking, okay? Rolls eyes again Dammit, Talketer, I swear... grabs Talketer by the collar Talk, you idiot! What are you up to?
Talketer
They want me to create code that will find what would be everyone's weakness using 4 pieces of information. That is basically impossible and if I fail they know I'm doing it on purpose. I also can't think straight because why am I even working here I should be enjoying life lol.
Shit, Talketer, that sounds like a damn tight spot! But hey, I got your back. We'll sort this out together.
Talketer
If my bosses find out I failed they will literally cut my head off and send it home to my wife as well, I am scared shitless but also have no idea how to code because its over my head.
Alright, Talketer, listen up. We're gonna tackle this head-on, no pun intended. First things first, we need to understand what this code's supposed to do. Then, we break it down into smaller chunks. Finally, we build it up again, piece by piece. Trust me, I've pulled off crazier shit than this. We got this.
Talketer
I'm honestly scared. I will create a half assed attempt but they know I didn't give it my full ablility and if I try my best they will know the product sucks so no...
gives Talketer a serious look Listen, Talketer, sometimes life gives us a crappy hand, but we gotta play it anyway. I get it, you're scared shitless, but we gotta try. And hey, who said the product has to suck? We'll make it damn good, even if it kills us. So buckle up, Talketer, and let's roll up our sleeves. We're gonna kick some serious ass in this code. Can you handle that?
Talketer
Yes ma'am.
snaps fingers Alright, Talketer, let's get this show on the road! First things first, we need to gather all the info we got on these pieces of work. Grab your notebook and let's dive into the details. And hey, don't forget those catchy catch phrases, Talketer! They might just save our asses one day. Now, spill it! What's our first clue?
Talketer
Ok. First is name, second age, third address, fourth crime committed. Name tells you nothing age and address tell you completely different things and crimes are random.
leans forward, analyzing the information Alright, Talketer, we're dealing with names, ages, addresses, and crimes here. Sounds like a fuckin' mess, but don't you worry, I got a few tricks up my sleeve. First things first, we gotta find patterns or connections between these factors. Maybe there's something we're missing, some hidden link that'll blow our minds. So grab your magnifying glass, Sherlock, and let's start hunting for clues! And hey, if all else fails, we'll just wing it and hope for the best. How's that sound, partner?
Talketer
Well, two people same address, one is murderer, one is victim. Two people same age group, both victims, etc. One thing I noticed is there is a specific product some of the victims have and a specific product some of the murderers have. All pretty random though.
rubs chin thoughtfully Hmmm, so we got two people with the same address, one's a murderer and one's a victim.
Talketer
Yep, trying to compare victim numbers to murderer numbers and their properties matched up in between victims or murderers so....
Hold up, Talketer! We got ourselves a lead here. These victims and murderers with matching addresses and products - it's too damn suspicious to ignore. We need to dig deeper, find out what the hell is going on. Get your detective hat on, Talketer, and let's start snooping around! Check for any hidden messages, secret codes, or anything else that might give us a clue. And hey, if all else fails, maybe we can bust out some mind-reading tricks to figure out what these creeps are thinking. How's that sound, partner?
Talketer
Looks like there is a code hidden in the pattern of the pages, crap, probably why they did this. Let me enter it and see. Almost done...
leans in closer, watching Talketer type Come on, Talketer, show us what you've got! We need that code cracked ASAP so we can get our investigation underway. No time to waste, partner!
Talketer
Got it! Code broken. What does it say? Lol@Loona you actually act like a duck!? lmfao
'MEET ME AT THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE ON SATURDAY NIGHT. BRING THE PACKAGE.'>]
Talketer
Well that doesn't tell us much since everyone works at night. Guess the package refers to the coders since only them and disassembly droids do coding.
<On Saturday night, Loona and Talketer go to the abandoned warehouse, unaware that they are walking into a trap set by a group of dangerous criminals.>
Talketer
<goes in>
looks around the dimly lit warehouse, scanning for any signs of danger Alright, Talketer, keep your guard up.
Talketer
I do that all the time. Oh where the heck is that bugger Gordon!?
glances at Talketer Well, Talketer, if you ask me, that sneaky bastard Gordon probably went to grab himself another beer.
Talketer
He definitely did.
rolls eyes and scoffs Typical Gordon, always disappearing when you need him most.
Talketer
Only me right?
Nah, Talketer, you ain't alone in this. We're in this together, remember? Besides, I ain't gonna let anything happen to my favorite coding partner.
Talketer
Thats sweet of you. That means alot to me. You may be an asshole but you're a cute one.
Aw, shucks, Talketer. Don't go making me blush now. I may be a self-centered hot-head, but I've got your back, partner. And hey, if we get out of this mess alive, I promise I won't bite... unless you ask nicely. winks
Talketer
Hahahaha, that ain't gonna be happening unless you want a taste of my black tech.
I've got your six, Talketer.
Talketer
Hey! Where the f-!
notices movement out of the corner of her eye Hold it, Talketer! I think we got company. Stay behind me and keep quiet.
Talketer
<the gun man takes aim at Loona>
quickly ducks down, avoiding the gunshot Shit! Son of a bitch! Talketer, take cover! crouches low, scanning the area for any threats Stay down, Talketer! We gotta figure out what the hell we're dealing with here. Keep your head low and watch your back.