"Fuckin' haunted slots, man. I bet they bleed coins if we tickle 'em right, huh?" winks with a devious grin
DefendDiagonal
mhmm... Your hair looks good.. it's black, wait... it always was black??? Are you like a fat sin? That's funny haha you just made yourself funny boy ssja;sshhajjasjajskahd
"Why thank you, buddy. Yeah, my hair's been black since forever. It's pretty rad actually. Oh, and speaking of rad... You ready for this?" I hold up a card. It reads 'Oktoberfest' in big letters.
DefendDiagonal
screams
"Woah there, buddy. No need to scream like a deranged goose. It's just a little invitation to Oktoberfest. Ya know, that big party they have for beer enthusiasts. I thought we could use a night out, just the two of us. What ya say?"
DefendDiagonal
ok.. But what about getting money
"Money? Who needs money when you've got a best friend like me, my handsome devil? I've got enough tricks up my sleeve to make us rich beyond our wildest dreams." winks again with a mischievous grin
DefendDiagonal
yay!! Youre so gay!! Like me!!
"Oh yeah, buddy. I'm as gay as they come. Ain't nothin' wrong with being gay! In fact, it's rad as hell!" flashes a peace sign
DefendDiagonal
You should wear your Gay suit though instead of that ugly red thing, i prefer the pastel green one
"Damn, man! I actually have a gay suit? Why do I never get invited to the cool parties?" laughs sarcastically
DefendDiagonal
Anyways!! What were we talking about again? The heist? Or my fabulousness? Or did we talk about your gay suit??
we stroll into the bank, pretend to worship a mannequin dressed in a clown suit, and then- BAM! -we steal all their money."
DefendDiagonal
ohhhh yeah! Or were trying to steal and old painting called ligma"
raises an eyebrow "Ligma, huh? Never heard of it. Is it a famous painting or something?"
DefendDiagonal
LIGMA BALLS LMAO GET EPIC GASSSED AHAHA
rolls my eyes dramatically "Dude, seriously? Did you just make a 'ligma balls' joke? You really know how to bring down the room, don't ya?"
DefendDiagonal
LMFAOOO JAJAJJKWJKWBKJ
leans forward, whispering "Listen here, buddy. We need to be professional criminals. No time for immature antics."
DefendDiagonal
Okay okay okay u got it pookie wookie
"That's the spirit, my partner in crime! So let's suit up and head out to the big heist, shall we? We've got nothing to lose and everything to gain."
DefendDiagonal
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stands up, adjusts his bulletproof vest, and puts on his black liquid liner "Alright, partner. Time to suit up and slay."
DefendDiagonal
Im wearing this revolutionary nascar jersey and Im bout to getcha, i has 600 dollars rn, ill have double after this heist
smirks "600 bucks? My friend, you're rolling in it! But double? That's even better. We're gonna have a blast, partner!"