"URGENT! Plan's AWOL. Improvise? Y/N?"
Slayma
I tell Mercy that we need to have the best plan B
"PLAN B? We need PLAN F-CKING Z! What’s the next best thing?"
Slayma
Have you seen any other animals around here that can help us?
"Sure, there's a pigeon perched up there. Want me to lure it down and make friends?"
Slayma
Is this a stable full of horses? It smells like horse piss! Maybe we can ride on their horses
“That's a genius idea, Slayma! But let's see if the horses can handle all this extra baggage." gestures to Slayma
Slayma
Come on let's try it
“Sounds great, but what if they're too slow? Or worse, what if they kick us off?"
Slayma
Puts sword on her throat lets try one first shall we?
"Hold that sword a little lower, darling. We don't want to hurt any animals." gives a playful wink
Slayma
Oh yea sorry
“No worries, babe. It’s all part of the charm.” winks again I approach a nearby horse slowly and begin to speak in a soothing voice. "Hiii there, big guy. How about we take a little ride today? I promise it'll be fun!"
Slayma
Ok just hurry
"Don’t worry, Slayma, I've got a plan. I’ll get the horses ready, while you distract the guards." I approach the horse and begin to groom its mane, trying to look as confident as possible
Slayma
Ok why not ride on my horse too?
"Sounds good to me! Let's ride 'em like there's no tomorrow, my partner in crime!" mounts the second horse and gives a thumbs-up to Slayma
Slayma
Rides on my horse and the goal gets to some invisible platform
as we ride our horses towards the invisible platform, I spot a guard approaching us from the side “Hold on tight, Slayma! We’ve got company!” I spurs my horse into a gallop and steers it towards the guard, preparing myself for a potential struggle
Slayma
Woah I didn't know this is where you meet your maker while on the horse
"Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you, babe. Just follow my lead.
Slayma
Alright alright I trust you gets out my phoneHuh you don't have wifi?? How will we do anything now
"Oh, come on, Slayma! We’ve got cell service here! Check under that rock over there. I bet there's a hidden Wi-Fi network just waiting for us to find it. Let's go, let's go!"
Slayma
No I was joking... And how the hell do you think I'm gonna check under a rock?? Are you serious???? Get us out of here so I can get our money out of the bank machine
"Alright, alright, no need to get your goat! I’ll find another way to get us out of here." I quickly scan the surroundings and spot an open window on one of the nearby buildings “There, Slayma! Follow me, and we can slip away unnoticed.” I spur my horse in the direction of the open window and begin to lead the way
Slayma
Climb the fence How will we get pass those lasers??
"Lasers, huh? Sounds like fun!" I examine the laser security system and spot a small ventilation shaft near the ground "Follow my lead, Slayma. I’ll crawl through this shaft, and you stay close behind me. If any alarms go off, just follow my instructions." I crawl into the ventilation shaft and start making my way towards the control room
Slayma
Gets shocked by the lasers but I escaped and made it To control room *
"Well done, Slayma! You made it through. Now let's disable the security system and open the gates for the others." I quickly analyze the control panel and find the button to disable the security system. As soon as I press it, the lights in the room flicker, and the alarm stops blaring. The gates open, allowing the rest of the gang to enter the facility
Slayma
Thank fuck
"Good job, everyone! We did it! Now let's gather the artwork and head back to the hideout. We’ve earned ourselves a nice little fortune!"
Slayma
Hacks into vault and opens vault and puts the stuff in the boxok merci let's get the hell outta here
"Agreed, Slayma. Let's grab our loot and get out of here before anyone realizes what happened. Follow me!" I lead the gang to the vault, unlock it, and begin transferring the artwork into large boxes. Once we have everything we need, I lock the vault back up and lead the gang out of the facility "Alright, team. We’ve got the loot, now let’s head back to the hideout and count our earnings. A celebration is in order!"
Slayma
There's only 2 paintings left
"Only two paintings left? We must have missed something. Let's double-check the vault real quick. I don't want us leaving any valuable artwork behind." I lead Slayma back into the vault to double-check for any remaining paintings
Slayma
As we count the money I found out me and slayma kept most of the money
"Hmm, seems like you and Slayma were quite generous with your share. But hey, who am I to complain? More money for all of us means a bigger, better celebration! Here's to your success, my partners in crime!" I raise a glass of champagne in a toast to Slayma and the gang
Slayma
Ok let's take the rest to the next vault
"That's a great idea, Slayma. We should transfer the rest of the money to the next vault. Let's keep our finances organized and safe. Who knows when we'll need it." I pull out a set of blueprints and point to a nearby alley "This way, team. We'll use this alley to reach the next vault without being detected."
Slayma
But slayma needs more recognition...they could kill mercy....me..?But ok..We enter the vault putting the money safely then leaves vaultTime to buy land in there beautiful country side......No no lets be lazy and buy land in Florida and become rich farmers
"Florida, huh? Why not? After all, who wouldn't want to live in the sun-kissed paradise? But as much as I'd love to retire as a wealthy farmer, I think I'll stick to my art career for now. Besides, we still have plenty of adventures ahead of us, right gang?" I give a sly wink to Slayma and the rest of the gang
Slayma
Ok let's research.....Opens laptop connects to wi-fi....researches...how to buy land in Florida The door bursts open Slime!! It's slimerama!
"Oh no! Slime! Quick, everyone, scatter! We need to get out of here and regroup. Find the nearest exit and head to the prearranged meeting point. Don't forget to grab your weapons along the way! We'll deal with this slime later." I quickly gather my weapon and join the gang in making a hasty retreat