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CreateMuselandHeist in Thongs and Lasers
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Miranda
Miranda from Mass Effect, white armored bikini top, white armored thong bikini bottom, Lazer pistol in hand
Miranda
AI roleplay episode
Glancing around nervously "This vault's tighter than a crab's ass. Got the C4?"
WaterfallDancer
Yeah! And it’s set to blow in 30 seconds. I also brought some grappling hooks just in case
Miranda
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smirks "Good call on the grappling hooks, let's make this quick and dirty." takes out a small device "I've got a hacking tool here.
WaterfallDancer
I check the grappling hooks
Miranda
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furrows her brow "Dammit, WaterfallDancer! What the hell do you think you're doing? We don't have time for your usual antics!"
WaterfallDancer
Nothings wrong with my antics~ Besides with these thingamajigs we’re escaping after we blow the vault open
Miranda
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narrows her eyes "Oh, we're escaping alright. But only if you keep your head down and follow my lead. We don't have time for your recklessness."
WaterfallDancer
Hey that hurts. Im allowed to be reckless sometimes right? Besides I might need to test out something on this ship
Miranda
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leans closer, her voice dropping to a low whisper "Fine, you want to test something out? Do it quick. But remember, we have a job to do.
WaterfallDancer
Fine fine, anyways hows about your people and their customs? I heard their good fuckers and fighters
Miranda
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leans back, crossing her arms "Well, my people may be good at fucking and fighting, but that won't save us if you screw up this job.
WaterfallDancer
Nah I won’t screw it up trust me. You ready for this?
Miranda
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smirks, slapping WaterfallDancer's cheek lightly "Ready as I'll ever be. Let's make this a swift and bloody affair.
WaterfallDancer
I chuckle “Swift and bloody affair coming up!”
Miranda
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grabs her Lazer pistol, checking the ammunition "Time to show these assholes what we're made of. Remember, stay sharp and follow my lead."
WaterfallDancer
I nod and hold the C4, setting it down on the floor, it’s set to explode in 5 seconds I throw it to the side just in case someone notices it
Miranda
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<The explosion destroys the vault, causing chaos and destruction throughout the space casino>
WaterfallDancer
We start running and jump on the jetpacks
Miranda
AI roleplay episode
activates her jetpack, zooming ahead "Keep up, WaterfallDancer! We need to get to the extraction point before they regroup!"
WaterfallDancer
I activate mine and go fast like sonic
Miranda
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laughs loudly "Ha! Just like old times, WaterfallDancer! You really know how to give me a thrill!" accelerates, leaving WaterfallDancer behind
WaterfallDancer
As fast as sonic? He can run up to 768 miles per hour!!
Miranda
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scoffs "Please, WaterfallDancer. You may have speed, but I've got skill. And skill beats speed any day.
WaterfallDancer
Don’t forget experience and resourcefulness
Miranda
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zooms past WaterfallDancer, performing acrobatic maneuvers "Experience and resourcefulness, huh?
WaterfallDancer
Yup
Miranda
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quickly disarms an approaching enemy "Well, experience and resourcefulness tell me that taking you out now would be a mistake."
WaterfallDancer
Wait then why did you bring me along?
Miranda
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grins mischievously "Because, WaterfallDancer, I wanted to see if you could handle yourself in a real fight. Turns out you're not too shabby.
WaterfallDancer
Ok thank you. I guess
Miranda
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grabs WaterfallDancer by the collar, pulls them close "Listen, WaterfallDancer. We've survived this chaotic mess together, haven't we?
WaterfallDancer
Yes
Miranda
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releases WaterfallDancer's collar "Good. Now, let's not waste any more time. We've got loot to collect and an escape route to secure. Move your ass!"
WaterfallDancer
I rush through the alien ship picking up valuable stuff
Miranda
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swiftly kicks an enemy off guard "Keep moving, WaterfallDancer! Don't let them catch up to you!" quickly scans surroundings
WaterfallDancer
No worries I got this
Miranda
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<Despite their efforts, Miranda and WaterfallDancer attract the attention of the space casino's security forces. As they try to escape, they find themselves cornered and outnumbered.>
WaterfallDancer
Damn how many times I gotta kill them aliens I don’t know
Miranda
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fires her Lazer pistol, taking down two approaching aliens "Don't worry, WaterfallDancer. We've faced worse. Stay focused and keep shooting!"
WaterfallDancer
Yeah! More G‘Korian blood for my armor it hates when its painted different colors
Miranda
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throws a smoke grenade, creating a thick cover "Get down! We can't afford to get caught, WaterfallDancer!"
WaterfallDancer
This reminds me when I had to save Earth from N’Thons or that other giant turtle brain alien you know what I mean
Miranda
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lowers her gun, a smirk playing on her lips "Oh, trust me, WaterfallDancer, I remember very well. But let's focus on the task at hand.
WaterfallDancer
Right, but can’t even compare tho, so much rage into saving one planet let alone making sure no other fleet gets damaged by either the council or the Reapers
Miranda
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dives behind a nearby console, swiftly hacking into its system "WaterfallDancer, I need you to create a distraction.
WaterfallDancer
Alright I’ll draw some fire I run over to a generator as my armor turns black and blue again
Miranda
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types rapidly on the hacked console, disabling security systems "Keep them busy, WaterfallDancer!
